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:::The scene opens up to Da'
New Generation sitting around a table, playing poker. We see Chasey-Duarte Jericho come and sit next to Rex, nagging him
about their relationship, but Rex just ignores her. We see the tag titles belonging to Jake and Ravager laying on the leather
couch behind the table.:::
Jake Douglas: Looks like those boneheads in the front office finally got smart, they are giving
the fans what they want, and that's giving me a title shot.
Kefka: But now Pledge has the belt, didn't you want Z-Pac?
Jake Douglas: Yeah, that means less of an effort that I need to put forth,
but I will put it forth nevertheless.
Ravager: Yeah well we are all gonna be rootin' for yah Jake, we know
you can do it.
Chasey: C'mon Rexy...just come with me to the back room, we really
need to resolve some issues....please?
Rex Ryder: ............
Chasey: ...please?
Rex Ryder: Can't you see I'm doing something here Chasey? I am
playin poker with the guys, go talk with Mrs. Showtime for a while, I'll be with you in an hour or so...
Chasey: Damnit, who is more important to you? Me, or these big dumb
jocks?
Rex Ryder: I'm a jock...
Chasey: Yeah, and your gettin dumber by the minute!
Rex Ryder: Look here bitch! I...
Kefka: Hey, hey, hey...enough! Other people exist, I am trying to think
here.
Chasey: I may be a bitch but atleast I ain't dumb!
Rex Ryder: Then go be a bitch around someone else!
:::Jake stands up, walks over to the couch and sits down. We can still hear Rex and Chasey
cussing each other out, when the camera pans over to them, we see Chasey slap Rex, then Rex stares her down, and suddenly
they start to kiss. Rex takes Chasey to the back room so they can hump like bloody bunnies. The camera pans back to Jake
and he begins to speak.:::
Jake Douglas: I don't even wanna know what the hell all that was. Maybe it is their little ritual
before...well you know? But about the CWF. What I am guessing is people finally started to realize what talent lies with the
Pinnacle of Perfection, because this Thursday Night, I get my chance to show everyone that Jake Douglas is a headliner, plain
and simple. You fans won't be disappointed, because if it's me as World champion that you want, then it's gonna be me as champ
you will get. Pledge Alligence. Do you actually think that belt even belongs around your waste? I thought it was bad
enough that Brian Adams was getting title shots left and right a few months back, but now someone just as bad as the
champion? How you managed to pick up that gold will stay unanswered for all of eternity. I guess that if you can beat Z-Pac,
then I could whip his ass blind folded, unless there was something different about him last night, like say...not complete
concentration? Not saying I couldn't beat Z-Pac in the first place, but atleast he would bring out the best in me. Pledge, if
you've paid attention to my past promos, I don't respect anybody, and I sure as hell don't respect you, World champ or not.
:::Jake gets up and walks to the back room door.:::
Jake Douglas: Hey Rex! It seems playing dress up isn't for little girls after all! Wanna go put
on some Tommy carpenter jeans and call ourselves "Pledge Ryder" and "Jake Alligence"? You know it's always been my
dream to do so!
Rex Ryder: Uuuhhhh....I'm kinda busy here!
Jake Douglas: Damnit, he ruined my day. But really, enough funny
business, Pledge. Now have Rob Osbourne take some pictures of yourself and the World title, because that's all you will remember of yourself as champion, because I have been waiting my whole life for this one match. CWF is legendary,
no doubt. And I bet it feels good to be the World champ of a legendary federation, doesn't it? I know it will feel good when I
have you locked in my Perfect Leglock, and I can hear your bones crunching, and you screaming for mercy, and then grasping
what should have been in my possession in the first place. The National title means spit to me now, I wanted the World ever
since I stepped foot in this place, it's just that those pencil pushing morons thought I was National title material only. Somebody gave them a reality check finally. So Pledge, you have what I want, I want it bad, and what I want bad enough, I sure as hell get.
And you can Pledge Alligence to that, bitch!
:::Scene fades out...:::
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