(((So maybe Jake thought it was time to be a part of all the hype, the place all the big names are flocking to. And no, I wasn't about that shithole of a federation X-Wrestling, I was talking about the Classic Wrestling Fed. What with the CWF being such a legendary organization, so Jake thought what the hell? Things haven't been working out so good for Jake Douglas as of late, so something new and classic was in the cards. But now, without further ado, the camera will now direct it's attention to the star of this video, Jake Douglas!! We now see Jake, wearing blue jeans, a white tank top and a black leather jacket, sitting on what looks to be a custom made North Carolina couch. On the wall behind Jake we see a lighted up "Applause" sign, and we hear cheesy, recorded sounding clapping until Jake gives the cut signal and everything is quiet again. Jake begins to speak..)))

Jake Douglas: Yes, it has been a while since CWF has been alive and kicking. What era is this again? 4? 5? 30? But it really doesn't matter, because I am part of the "Founding father of E-Wrestling", and I am proud to have signed the dotted line. Maybe I can finally find success in between the ropes like I once had, long, long ago, when I wasn't being screwed over by the likes of Chris Carey. But this isn't my favorite topic, so how about we move to my debut at Retribution, shall we?

Maybe a little bit of controversy surrounding last night's match between Rex Ryder and "Richard Adams". Now, me and Rex, we go way back, we are tight, you know? And he was suppose to face Keith Daniels, I guy of his weight capacity, not some seven foot big shitty, no, Rex had no time to prepare, whereas big shitty did, so, if the CWF wants to screw over my boy, I will make sure they pay. I have no beef with Adams, I don't even know the guy, but my piece of lumber from under the ring got to know the fat bastard pretty well...just ask him. Is your back still sore? I sure hope it is, and I don't think you will be messing with Rex Ryder or me ever again. Because if Rex can't hold the position to be number one contender for the National title, then you Richard Adams shouldn't either. I mean, who is this guy? Nobody knew he was coming, nobody knew he was even with the company, but he gets such an opportunity so fast? And I am stuck with that sick freak Muriel Slater? Speaking of which...

Muriel Slater. Please, I am suppose to be scared of you? You think throwing innocent, helpless women off two story buildings makes you a tough guy? Maybe Chasey was the only one scared because she couldn't do anything about it. What with you and your band of goons, Hudson and Billy Vance holding her against her will. And on top of all that, her boyfriend, the only one with enough heart to rescue her, Rex Ryder, was practically crippled. And I wonder who did it? Muriel, I don't know how I got involved with your little love triangle, well with me it being a love square, involving yourself, Chasey and Rex, but I can tell you now, I want out. I don't want to be involved with all your mind games. I don't want you coming to my house and taking my helpless, innocent wife and throwing her off the damn Empire state building, because with you and your "crew" being the pansies that you are, you would probably jump me from behind with crow bars, then calling me up for a ransom, and me having to climb the fucking building with my bare hands. So, I will end it all on Sunday.

(((Jake stops, and takes off his leather jacket, props his feet up on the coffee table and continues.)))

I really don't want a feud between myself and Muriel to carry on into some huge pay-per-view showdown, I want one match, because of what he did to Rex, and then it is over. See, I know the status of Rex's health, but I won't ruin the surprise, he will probably be better by Sunday Night any ways, so it is not completely accurate. But have no fear Rex, I've got your back, and I won't let Muriel and his crew get away with what they did. If Muriel thinks he is a big man, then he is dead wrong. By late Sunday Night, I will have the raging fool back in the Loony bin where Rex put him a week ago. Billy and Hud may have bailed you out last time Slater, but this time, things will be different. I mean, any old sap can sit behind a camera 300 miles away and make threats, but it takes a real man to follow through with them. Now a man like me? I say I will break you in half with my perfect leg lock, you better damn well expect to be wheel chaired home with your legs dangling around. Now Muriel I know your gonna go spouting out threats, without even thinking about the truth of the matter. The truth that stretches across this entire federation, hell, this whole damn world, that you can't compete with a man of my stature. Because when I look at wrestling today, I see people like you Muriel, people who don't know what wrestling is. People who only know how to do it "hardcore", but Sunday Muriel, you are going to get a lesson in ass kicking, not with weapons, not with bullies throwing other people off buildings, but pure wrestling ability. Now Rex got a small morsel of revenge last night when he screwed you and your buddy Billy Vance out of the Tag-Team titles, but, he has personally asked me to finish the job Muriel, and finish it I will.

(((Jake gives the cut signal again and the camera goes snowy..)))