P.S. -I don't eat raw fish!
(O.K., sometimes I do.)
* I just want you all to know, before this whole thing gets out of hand, that I am not a penguin.
For any of you who think or previously
thought I was a penguin,
let me take this opportunity to inform you
that you have been misinformed.
I am in no aspect or manner anything like a
penguin.
Rumors that I am a penguin are false and completely
unfounded.
I do not resemble a penguin even on the slightest scale.
I am almost
nothing like a penguin.
Any simililarities between me and a penguin
are
strictly coincidental,
and have nothing to do with my actually being a
penguin.
My part-time job acting as a fish-catcher in the Antarctic
does
not even remotely suggest that I could possibly be a penguin.
And the
simple fact that I am often seen swimming and nesting with other
penguins
does not necessarily prove that I am a penguin, either.
Yes,
I
am a penguin, but my point is this: I don't think it's wrong to enjoy
eating raw fish!
