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| [Prelude by Jakaro] So basically, a few years ago me and Bam joined the DEI guild under different characters and we PvPed and fought alongside them for a good month or so. Sakkarah knew we who we really were, but it was all good because it's not like we could guildgank or scam a big PvP guild like DEI. Anyway, a month down the line, Bam's looter instinct kicks back in and he kills a DEI member at Brit Bank who was wearing some nice armor pieces. So Bam gets kicked out of the guild, -I- get kicked out of the guild because I'm guilty by association, and then Bam sells the armor pieces back to this guy for like two million gold or something. All was well, except for one thing: I was still a little mad because I didn't do anything and I still got kicked out. And we were still friended to their guildhouse... =) And thus begins another hilarious tale told by the one and only Bam Margera! |
| (Taken directly from the HOT Forums, June 14 2005, warning large pictures- the link to the original episode is here. |
| So a few days ago me and Jak were kicked from DEI, so we decide to have a little retaliation. So you, kind sirs and ma'ams reading from home, sit back and enjoy the show. First, for you all we have a little before and after. |
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| Ah, the peaceful guildhouse of DEI. I like how the benches are in nice neat rows... and everything is set up properly. Sakkarah must be proud. |
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| "So this, DEI, is why you don't kick Jakaro and Bam from your guild. [Spams Website]" |
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| So at this point, people start coming in... but it isn't finished yet! Oh noes what are we to do you ask? |
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| We kill them! Weeeeeeee as Moto would say, we are morons! |
| So then of course they paged a GM... I mean, wouldn't you? If you recalled into your guildhouse and found you had limited space to run in? |
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| "GM Serif: This is legal to do in Felucca." Rofl, FINALLY a GM is on our side for once! |
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| Of course they get angry and finally get Jak. |
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| So we go back to chill at his house and what do ya know, they're trying to get us back! The night ended with me getting an ICQ from Lagos: "Mass- Please remove Bongo Bongo/Jak- 220864978 from your DEI Member List." Well DEI, now we know why you put us in between PvP and -S- on your enemy guild list! I'd also like to a special thanks to Dexlian, Sandar, Tamara, and Dismount Gimp. Huzzah! |