Sung to "You Could Drive a Person Crazy"
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
Doo!
Percy and Bounders
First I / you make a Chauvie hazy
So a Chauvie can be had
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
Doo!
Percy, Marguerite, and Bounders
Then I / you leave a note for Chauvie
Dangling
Outside his door
Which it only makes a Chauvie
Madly
Want me / you even more
I could understand a Chauvie
If it�s not a Chauvie�s bag
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
Doo!
Percy, Marguerite, and Bounders
I could understand a Chauvie
If that Chauvie was a drag
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
Doo!
Percy, Marguerite, and Bounders
Doo doo doo doo
But worse �n� that that
A Pimpernel that
Titillates a Chauvie and then leaves him flat
Is crazy
He�s a troubled person
He�s a truly crazy person himself!
Percy: (Spoken) Wait a second!
Bounders
When a person�s personality is personable, his cravat should never sit like a lump
Percy
It�s harder than a matter to coercible, to try to get you off of your rump!
Marguerite
A single and attentive and attractive man is everything a person could wish
Percy, Marguerite, and Bounders
But wearing no frou-frou is the act of a man who likes to pull the hooks out of fish!
Percy and Bounders
(Knocking on Chauvelin�s head)
Knock, knock, is anybody there?
Knock, knock, it really isn�t fair
Knock, knock, I�m working on my charms
(Chauvelin looks scared. Percy bats his eyelashes.)
Knock, knock, this citizen�s up at arms!
All that black up close
What is wrong?
Where�s all the frou-frou to boast?
How long, Oh Lord, how long?
I / You could drive a Chauvie buggy
I / You could blow a Chauvie�s cool
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
Doo!
Percy, Marguerite, and Bounders
First I / you make a Chauvie feel all smug-gy
While I / you make him feel a fool
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
Doo!
Bounders and Marguerite
When a Chauvie says that you�ve upset him
That�s when you�re good
You impersonate a dandy better
Than the Pimpernel should!
Marguerite
I could understand a Chauvie
If he wasn�t good in bed
Bounders
Doo doo
Marguerite
Doo doo
Percy
WHAT?!?
Bounders and Marguerite
I could understand a Chauvie
If he actually was dead
Bounders, Percy, and Marguerite
Doo doo doo doo
(To Chauvelin)
Exclusive you
Elusive you
Will any person ever get some frou-frou on you?
You�re crazy
You�re a lovely person
You�re a moving, deeply maladjusted
Never to be trusted
Crazy person
Yourself!