" It wasn't me!!! Oh... reflex."
"Be Thankful you have one easy child."
'Why is he calling me grass hoper?"
"Toast is evil."
"Man the dang pig ate me again. Oink oink I am going to eat you Chop!"
"I don't want to look at colthes! Colthes are boring."
" You rang?"
"Frankie, hey! Mind if I call you F?'
"Can I have $3000 for a jet ski?"
"My sister folks, I don't want to say she smells like feet but..."
"The night is young."