V Files, book 1: The Arrival Introduction by Robert Strauss So it doesn't have the hard science fiction edge of The Outer Limits. So it doesn't come with characters as compelling as Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (yet!). V is by far the best sf television series to be broadcast in a decade. It is brave, it is audacious, it is shrewd, it is funny and exciting; it is, in short, calculatedly entertaining, and extremely successful at it. And while these qualities are never going to place the show in the literary league of either 2001 or Masterpiece Theatre, they certainly put it way ahead of 95 percent of the other junk that currently appears on network television, and all but a handful of the space waste the small screen has offered in place of imaginative fiction. It may be the mutant offspring of an unholy liason between space, soap and horse opera, but V is an eminently watchable geek. It is, indeed, an entire electronic sideshow, offering each week a cathode-cooked smorgasbord of spectacle, sex, action, suspense, treachery, triumph, tragedy and, for those with slightly more eclectic tastes, cannibalism, ruminations on oppression and inter-species miscegenation. I don't care how sophisticated you are; such a spread is all but impossible to resist. The Early Visits V began in the spring of 1983 as a NBC miniseries about a group of "friendly" aliens who come to Earth, all-smiles, offering miraculous scientific gifts and making just a few reasonable requests for some abundant local elements in return. Accepted at benign face value by the majority of humans, the Visitors soon set up shop by establishing pseudo-fascist dictatorships in major cities around the world. Only a few earthlings, including tv cameraman Mike Donovan (Marc Singer) and scientist Julie Parrish (Faye Grant), discover the Visitors' hideous secret: the aliens, beneath their flawlessly complexioned, humanoid exteriors, are actually reptilian carnivores with powerful penchants for ruthlessness and deceit. What's more, their favorite food happens to be human flesh. The abundant Earth element the Visitors have really been after is us! Donovan and Parrish organize an underground resistance movement against the aliens and their human collaborators. In the second NBC miniseries, V-The Final Battle, the freedom fighters finally succeed in ridding the planet of the superpowered, superintelligent Visitors. With the aid of a miraculous red dust that proves fatal to the off-worlders, the resistance captures the enemy mothership and eliminates all of the aliens except for Diana (Jane Badler), a cruel, beautiful and relentlessly ambitious lizard commander. On the surface, once again, all seems right with the world. The Second Coming But all is not. The new, one-hour series, which began airing on October 26, 1984, opens a year after the Visitors have been banished from Earth. Celebrations commemorating the liberation are underway, but there are still a few loose ends dangling from the days of the occupation. Donovan's son, Sean (Nick Katt), along with many other humans, is still being held captive, somewhere out there, by the Visitors. Diabolical Diana, who has been held in an antiseptic environment to protect her from the effects of the red dust, is about to be brought to trial for war crimes and, oh yes, a few counts of cannibalism. Scientist-industrialist Nathan Bates (Lane Smith), whose company created the war-winning red bacteria and is now charged with dissecting the alien mothership, is finding that his loyalty to the human race is coming into conflict with his profit ratio. In order to expedite his firm's investigation of the mothership's technology, Bates helps Diana escape from the clutches of the authorities. Always one to seize upon any opportunity presented to her, Diana soon slips out of Bates' grasp as well, with the red dust antidote in her pocket. She commandeers a shuttle craft and is soon scot free. Behind our moon, she rendezvous with a massive flotilla of Visitor warships. It seems that their home planet has become uninhabitable, and conquering Earth is now a matter of racial survival. Once again, the war begins in earnest. The Visitors occupy parts of our planet and meet stiff resistance in others. Los Angeles is declared an open city, and in it Nathan Bates conducts his less-than-altruistic negotiations with assorted alien representatives. But while both fighting and discussions drag inconclusively on, humans once again become the top item on the Visitors' menu. We've All Got Problems The special effects in V are excellent by television standards. Models, miniatures and controlled-motion shots (supplied by Dreamquest and model designed Greg Jein) swoop onto the screen with all of the believability and craftsmanship of an Empire tiefighter. But it is really the subplots that keep the viewer coming back for more. Besides the overall progress of the war, veteran TV writer Paul Monash (who is the show's creative consultant) and executive story consultant Paul Edwards have about a dozen ever-evolving personal stories to keep track of each week. Indeed, V more closely resembles a hybrid of Knot's Landing on Neptune than it does Lost in Space or Twilight Zone. To begin with, Donovan loves Parrish, but Parrish is now working for Bates, who wastes no energy hiding his amorous interest in her. In a good position, as the untrustworthy Bates' head scientist, to keep tabs on his questionable dealings with the Visitors, Parrish suppresses her attraction to Donovan, which leaves Big Mike feeling less than comfortable. But poor Mike has enough other problems to keep him distracted from his unrequited relationship with Julie. There is, of course, the matter of his alien-appropriated son, who in a later episode, he discovers has been brain-washed into becoming a killer for the Visitors' cause. And then there is Mike's mother, who didn't even need to be brainwashed to fall right in step with the spacemen's line, to the extent of even taking potshots at her own son when he attemtps to interfere with the aliens' smooth takeover of our world. The Donovans' aren't the only family rent assunder by the pressures of the invasion. Bates' own son, Kyle (Jeff Yagher), joins the resistance partly as a protest against his father's corrupt ways. His other reason for siding with the freedom fighters is a little less idealistic: he has had an affair with undergrounder Robin (Blair Tefkin) and would like to have one with the teenaged woman's teenaged daughter, Elizabeth (Jennifer Cooke). Huh? Yes, you read that right. Teenaged Robin has a teenaged daughter. How, you ask? Well, in the wonderful world of V, there is one family that even the Addams clan would consider a bit odd. Remember, when the Visitors first came to Earth, everybody took them at face value. And most of those false human faces (and accompanying flesh-covered bodies) were undeniably attractive. Young Robin fell in love with one of them, and before she became aware of the scaly reality underneath his skin, she discovered the hard way that humans and Visitors share the capability of mating with one another. In a few short months, the progeny of this liason appeared as little Elizabeth. She wasn't exactly human, but she seemed okay for a little while. But the problematic word here is little. Elizabeth didn't stay little for long. In two quick metamorphoses, complete with cocoons, she shot up overnight to ages 8 and 18, respectively. Naturally, mother Robin has a bit of a problem adjusting to her unusual offspring. Not only is the kid taller than she should be, she has all of these weird mutant powers. And when the love triangle develops between Kyle and the two women, even J.R. Ewing has never seen anything like this. Aliens Are People Too, Sort Of The full-blooded aliens have their share of problems, too. Not only do they have to worry about these uncooperative humans shooting at them or blowing fatal bacteria in their faces they have got to keep looking over their shoulders to make certain that their own comrades aren't about to stab them in the back. Except for an occasional Visitor, such as friend Willie (Robert Englund), who inexplicably possesses a kind heart and a set of moral principles, the aliens are the most paranoid, selfish and contentious bunch of individuals since the Nazi SS. And like Hitler's henchmen, the Visitors move up through the ranks on the backs of their less-fortunate, and less-sinister, co-workers. Of course, Jane Badler's Diana is the femme de la creme of these ladder-climbing lizards. Already identified in every viewer's mind simply as "the space bitch",Diana will screw anyone, both literally and figuratively, to talon her way to the top. Until the series began, most of Diana's alien competitors were of the male variety of the species. But with the addition of Commander Lydia (June Chadwick), she now has an equally ruthless reptile woman to contend with. English actress Chadwick, most recently seen as the girlfriend/manager in the rock&roll documentary spoof 'This Is Spinal Tap,' brings the same kind of camp amorality to the role of Lydia that Badler brings to Diana, and the two of them hissing biliously at each other, as each tries to find something with which to embarrass the other in front of their superiors, has become a highlight of every show. These women play it to the hilt; you expect to see forked tongues snaking out from their mouths at any minute. Ain't Nothin' Like 'Em Nowhere Which brings us to a fascinating and somewhat unusual (for television anyway) aspect of the show: Whether heroines or villianesses, the women of V are some of the strongest, most intelligent and most capable females in American popular culture today. In fact, except for Marc Singer and Lane Smith, it is primarily the ladies who make things happen on the show. Faye Grant's Julie Parrish, besides being the scientific brains behind the human resistance, also has a hand in not only planning attacks against alien installations but in carrying the fight right into the Visitors' laps, firing rayguns and trading fisticuffs with the best of her male counterparts. The constantly scheming invader-women, Diana and Lydia, perform much the same services for the other side. Only being stronger and more impervious to physical damage than earth people, they're even tougher. Plus, they have sharper teeth. And with such hard-nosed special guest aliens as Sarah Douglas (the evil Queen Tamaris in Conan the Destroyer and one of the three Kryptonian outlaws in Superman II) and Sybil Danning (whose cinematic acts of derring-do have earned her the sobriquet of The Female Clint Eastwood), scheduled to appear throughout the show's run, one thing we won't have to worry about is a shortage of strong-willed spacewomen. And then there is Elizabeth, the starchild, who seems to hold the key to the resolution of the entire situation. Sympathetic to the human cause but sought by both sides in the conflict, Elizabeth has unique abilities possessed by no other members of either of the warring races. In both a physical and a dramatic sense, Elizabeth is shaping up to be the most powerful member of the V cast. For a medium that offers only Cagney and Lacey and a few half-assed sitcom characters as positive, strong female role models, V is more than just a whiff of fresh air; it is more like a long-overdue tornado, and unlike your average tornado, an extremely welcome one. Some Funny Things Another of V's major strong points is its humor. Rarely, if ever, has a science fiction show so fully integrated comic relief into an essentially dramatic storyline. The creators of V have done an exemplary job of poking fun at the more outlandish aspects of their series without ever letting down their poker faces. Perhaps the most memorable instances of this are the irresistible spaceship/horse chases that occasionally crop up. As Donovan gallops across a meadow on the back of an appaloosa, firing his ray gun up at a pursuing Visitor shuttle craft, the viewer is given just a second to appreciate the unlikeliness of the whole situation. We all know that the fastest automobile doesn't have a chance of escaping a modern jet airplane or helicopter, let alone a horse escaping a much more technologically advanced spacecraft. Yet the image of a man on a white horse outmaneuvering the best the enemy has to offer is so fundamentally pleasing that we can't help but get excited about it. In such cases, V gives us our cake and a fork to eat it with. We can feel that the producers of V, unlike those of such intelligence-insulting series as Lost in Space and Battlestar Galactica, are sharing a little joke with us viewers, not making us the butts of one. Or themselves either, for that matter, much as the perpetrators of such outlandishly humorless schlock as Space: 1999 and One Step Beyond often did. The humor in V is also quite varied. Naturally, the aliens and their appetites provide limitless fertile fodder for slick black comedy. But perhaps most interestingly, V does not shy away from trenchant social humor when it fits the situation. Perhaps the most amazing scene I've watched in any of the programs thus far was one that had nothing to do with action or makeup or special effects. It was a scene in the second miniseries. The freedom fighters were hiding underground, and Blair Tefkin's Robin, who had long known that she was carrying one of the aliens' children, had just learned of the Visitors' true, serpentine nature. Determined not to give birth to a salamander, Robin emotionally insists on having the fetus aborted. Although they later learn that the embryo Elizabeth has developed a special protective shelf inside of Robin's womb that makes any attempt to terminate her existence impossible, at the time of the mother's initial request, an executive-wide debate is engendered among the rebels, which include Robin's father and a priest. In the process of the debate, every point of view on the controversial abortion issue is expressed openly, intellectually, and with all of the emotional fervor that the topic is argued over in real life. To hear it all brought to attention on a network entertainment show was unusual enough. To simultaneously understand that these people are talking about something that is only going to be part-human, even part-mammalian, lends the whole scene an absurdist tickle that, one suddenly realizes, makes one open up to listening to all sides of the highly-polarized abortion question, regardless of one's, perhaps strongly held, personal feelings about the subject. As Stanley Kubrick proved with Dr. Strangelove, an absurd spin on an unmentionable topic can not only make it palatable; it can make some people actually hear what they might have been unwilling to listen to presented any other way. TV SF For the ‘80s So that’s why I like V. It’s pulp, but it’s a little bit smarter than the run of the mill. It’s pure commercial TV, but it has more of a heart than most other shows. It shamelessly appeals to one’s most basic, undeveloped entertainment desires, yet it is rarely predictable and always, unexpectedly, surprising. And I guess I have to admit it. For all of its fine storycrafting, I often found myself bored by the Outer Limits. I also grew impatient at times with Kirk’s mastery of difficult situations, Spock’s impeccable logic and McCoy’s flagrant emotions. And for all of his fancy monologues, Rod Serling told more than his share of just plain dumb stories. So give me those lizard women, give me those star children, give me those space nazis in their red nylon jumpsuits and wraparound sunglasses. If V is going to represent the apex of TV SF for the ‘80s, it’s all right with me. There is an active imagination behind the show, and isn’t that really the main thing good fantasy requires? See for yourself. The only show that’s any weirder is the evening news.