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"The Starchild Rap"
By Jaime Boler

Hey, hey! I'm the starchild.
Lend me your ear,
It'll be safe with me.
Got lots of cool powers
I can be meek and I can be mild
But over guns I can tower.
Wanna see my forked tongue? I'll show you--
Kyle likes it and says it's great.
I look eighteen, but I'm just two.
My mother wanted Kyle for her mate,
Ha! Ha! He's mine!
My dad's dead--I saw it all.
Wanna hear my favorite line?
Pretanama. That's the key.
Gotta give peace a chance--
Soon the two peoples will see.
Oh, how the Leader raves and rants!
Hey, hey! I'm the Starchild.
Lend me your ear,
It'll be safe with me.
Diana wants to get me,
I'm a priceless commodity.
Hey, hey! I'm the starchild.
Pretanama!
Wanna see me molt?
My horse did and boy did he bolt!
I know how to levitate.
I'm here because of fate.
Hey, hey! I'm the starchild.
Pretanama!

"Do You Need a Hero?"
by Jaime Boler

(Sung by Donovan and Kyle)

We're handsome, cunning, quick, and strong
Have loads of charm, but you knew that all along.
To our leading ladies, we do no harm.
We've seen it all, lived to tell the tale;
Took many a fall, but our souls we didn't have to sell.
Maybe you've heard of us--Mike Donovan and Kyle Bates at your service.
To rid the world of lizards is a must
Those Visitors we sure won't miss.
Do you need a hero?
Please give us a call.
We cost zip, zero
Guarantee that you'll have a ball.
(Mike) Can I bring my video camera, too?
Hold on! There's nothing kinky involved--just something I like to do.
All your problems can be solved.
(Kyle) If you don't ride a mean bike, then you need not apply.
You won't be the type I like, if you do, it'll be bye-bye.
(Together again) We've had lots of experience in the past
So there's no need to worry
Get the job done fast--
Hurry, hurry, super scurry
Do you need a hero?
Please give us a call
We cost zip, zero
Guarantee you'll have a ball.
(Kyle) Shh. Here comes somebody.
(Mike) Is it Julie or Elizabeth?
Rather untimely--call soon
If you need a hero.