| Rita, the Babysitter | ||||
| When you ran for office I pulled lever #4 in your favor This time, the herd has spoken, the cows are angry The disease is spreading and you still lay fetal style in your hospital bed mocking our requests Let those bright-eyed ponies into the gate Make sure, however, you leave ample room for the disabled ponies Hurl yourself onto the ponies and pull their manes until they begin to burp Make the ponies burp in time with the measure of the meter music played by the paid Make the ponies take the speedline without an adult Just have them hold one another's hooves Prance on them like an elf with a sledgehammer Make Peter Gabriel play at my wedding They are not reindeer They are ponies They eat corn They are friendly for the sake of others |
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