on my left breast .
meow mix, meow mix,
lick it off my chest
whether it is dry, whether it is wet
when pussy is hungry,
meow mix is what she gets
then if she is thirsty,
we guide her again to my tits
suckle on the right one, out comes the milk, drip by drip
as the left nipple is not working,
she will soon get bored
meow mix is not for the simple at heart,
it is for a pumpkin or a gourd
next time you want to pass it up for store brand cat chow
please reconsider the meow mix,
it puts the "Me"
in the MEOW