But watch out devil, not this Halloween
Dance with the Diva that makes gourd playing a Ghoulishly good time...
Get your groove on with the cornucopia Queen
The C Queen is hallowed out and quite divine,
And she's good for snacking on...
Even when it's that time
You know, the time of the month when the un-pregnant gourds ooze their juices
When they have laid too long in the sun, on the farm,
And are getting ready for the gourd nooses
"Wait!" shouts the Cornucopia Queen, "Do not send the dying gourds to kingdom come, that would be too mean"
"What was good for the pilgrims is good for me, farmer Frank Frankly,
So smack it up, lift it and make your own tee-pee,
This demented Halloween treat is for free."
I shall steal all orange and green and pimply pumpkins and gourds from their rows of infestation
Their isn't gonna be no gourd dying on this plantation
The Color Purple has now turned the Color Pink
And the gourds are brought to life with a heavy coat of fine fur and mink
See when gourds get hot, they boil and scream,
Kinda like a lobster, but without the crustacean dream
See shellfish can only live in water unless they are Shell-ghosts
But what is quite odd and privy to most... is....
That gourds can float and they can breathe, a hard gourd has the life span of five Halloweens
Gourds make good earrings, as they are the pumpkins feces
A gourd is also good for straightening krimped hair that hasn't been washed since 1980
A gourds is sexy and quite tasty
Nevertheless, it make great for mantle pieces
A gourd is amorphous and rolls with a limp
A gourd is more handsome and supple than the ocean creature known as the shrimp
Fried gourd, blackened gourd, peanut butter and jelly with chocolate gourd toppings
All so fine and edible even with corn for the popping
So we should all hail the vegetable ancestor with the fruity spaghetti like tentacles that grow inside
Yet, watch out...even you may be prone to the age old lie
That a corn of the copia is a vegetable missing a few chromosomes,
But hold off twister, mama not in this ozone
Corn of the copia is fine to the touch and delicate to the tongue,
Diluted with pearls and apple butter
Eat a gourd and it will make you stutter
Gourd, you are hard and
Gourd, you are so seasonal
Gourd, I saw you last in paradise
You were like a rock then, you were only a figment of my imagination
Gourd, you tricked me
Gourd, I choked on your baseballs that line your insides
Gourd, you were the lead role in the film Mask
Gourd, you told me you hated Cher
Gourd it is you I hate