1. You can fall from a tree, you can fall from sky but the best way to fall in love with a girl
2. When you will be raining just try to catch the drops in your hand. The drop's you can catch is the amount you miss me. The drops you cannot catch is the amount I miss you.
3. Another day,another month, another summer,another winter but there will never be another friend like you.
4. As you embarace another year it's sending your way a bouquet of best wishes. A ish for luck,warmth,success and harmony.
5. If you feel lonely press 0176. If miss someone press 90, want to smile press 89 and need a friend press 92. Press the all together 0176908992 and you can hear me.
6. Yes friendship is realaion,activation of which have no charge. Free incoming - free outgoing,take all over the world.
7. A phone is a form of communication, A smile is a form of affection, A picture is a form of rememberance .Choosing me as your friend is a form of THEM.....
8. If i am a tear of your eye's, I will be drop it from your eye's,kiss your cheek,end's your lips. But you are tear of my eye's I never cry beacuse losing of you.
9. Trouble as light as air, Love as deep as the ocean, Friend as solid as the diomond, success as bright as gold.
10. If 100% people like you be sure i am one of them. If 99% people hate you be sure I am that 1% who likes you. If 100% people hate you be sure I am dead.
11. How can I spell S_ccess without "U"?Or C_te ? Or _niq_e? I can't even have F_n or any good L_uck. Looks like I just can't S_rvive.
12. Love is gamble , sex is a game. boy's do the fucking, girl's take the blame. One night of pleasure, nine months of pain. One night in hospital, JUNIOr wants a MAA.
13. Life brings "Kabhi khushi kabhi gham". When it is "Na tum jani na hum". So do "Masti". Who knows "Kal ho naa ho". But when you need a true freiend "Main ho naa".
14. Why did God create Adam before He created Eve? Because He didn't want anyone telling Him how to create make Adam.
15. Boy:Can I touch your Software, Girl:First show your Hardware, Boy:Should I install it in your System, Girl:Cover it with antivirus and then install.
16. Longest is Mother love, Shortest is Others love, swetest is Lover's love but strongest is Friend's love.
17. God knows the values of heart, so He create love. God Knows the value of night, so He create dream. And He knows the value of friend so He create U.
18. Do U know when we first meet ? Train roki , ak haowa aaye . Dorwaza kholi , Tum mujhe dekha or kaha "ALLAH KI NAM PE DADA BABA"
19. May ALLAH give U a "RAINBOW" for every strom. A "SMILE" for every tear. A "BLESSING" for every care. An "ANSWER" for every prayer.
20 .Sun shines to give the day light, Moon comes to remove the darkness of night , water rises to make a sea , air flows to fresh the mind & U come to be my friend.
21 .There is God everywhere , there is air everywhere , there is water everywhere , there are flower everywhere . But do U know onething is not everywhere . That is "U".
22 .Alwayas start your day with a lot of ....
S
E
X
S - mile
E - nergy
X - citement.
So make
S
E
X
as a daily habit U'll always be Happy..!!
23 .Dichoroni ami tumar karone , valobashi ami tumake , ghrina kori ami tumake , fire ashi ami tumar kache , chere jai ami tumake , taito Dichoroni ami tumar karone.
24 .A 95 years old man committed sex with a 90 years old woman. After trying half an hour he suck only two drops. But few hours later he died . Postmortem Report : He died because of milking expired milk.
25 .Besto shobai , besto manush , besto rasta , besto ricksha , besto footpath , besto mon , besto prio , besto dhomonite besto rokto chute jai besto rithpinde otopor besto shirai. Theme jabe shob bestota , jokhon rithpindo jabe dome . Ki luv besto jiboner orthohin bestotai.
26 .A kiss is key of Love . Love is a lock of marrige . marrige is a box of population . Population is a problem for our society . Can U think what a problem can create a KISS.
27 .A coin is easy to earn but a friend is hard to find . The coin depreciates but friend appreciates . I lost a coin when I sms U . But it's ok because I got "U" .
