Category: Justin/Lance, Joey/Chris
Summary: Justin and Joey become pregnant. Slash Warning. Can�t stand gay stories? Then go, go!
Disclaimer: I don�t own NSYNC or Lance Bass but if I did, he would be tied to my bed;) Too bad I�m too young for him. :grumbles:
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Justin and Joey were locked in a battle of baby names when the door opened and Chris and Britney walked in.
�Chrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!� Justin cried running behind Chris.
�What�s the matter?�
�He doesn�t like the names I chose!� Justin bawled.
�Oh Justin come here.� Britney opened her arms and Justin walked into them and hugged her tightly.
�You like the name Candice right, Britney?�
�I love the name, Justin, it�s a beautiful name.� Britney smiled softly as she stroked his back and moved away a bit to stare at his stomach, not having believed Chris on the phone, she knew this was serious. �Oh Justin, Justin, Justin. If you and Lance ever need help, call me.�
Justin sniffed. �Okay.�
�Okay. Now come here, I want details!� She pulled Justin into the den.
Chris shook his head and walked into the kitchen seeing Joey reading a baby book.
�I refuse to believe Candice is a good name for a child!� Joey said not looking up.
�Hey it�s me.�
Joey smiled. �Chris!� He walked over and kissed him. �I missed you.�
�I missed you more. What�s up?�
Joey sighed. �I have to tell you something.�
Chris immediately became concerned. �Is everything okay?�
�I think you better sit down.� Joey sat down with him at the kitchen table. �Chris um�I�m pregnant.�
�You�re�what?�
�If you don�t want the baby, we can-�
�No! Joey, no.� Chris stood up and walked closer to him. �This is�how long?�
�About a month.�
�Oh Joey. You�re having my baby.�
Joey smiled. �Well�?�
Chris bent down to kiss him. �I love you.�
�I love you too.� They made out for a couple more minutes until Joey needed to get some food.
Britney and Justin finally walked over from the den.
�We�ll see how Lance likes the name!� Joey said indignantly.
�Lance can�t say no to me!� Justin huffed.
�How does he think he got this way?� Chris muttered to Britney on his way to the refrigerator. Britney tried to stifle her laughter.
�Our first time! It was consensual, Kirkpatrick! You heard the moans!�
�Oh sorry, I thought that was Joey.� He barely escaped the rolled up napkin.
~*~
�We�re back!� JC called walking into the house.
�JC! HELP!� Justin yelled as he ran downstairs and into the den.
JC raised an eyebrow and set the groceries on the kitchen table.
�What�s wrong, Justin?� JC walked over to his friend and Justin curled himself into a ball around JC. JC rubbed his stomach. �Okay, little ones, don�t be freaked out by what�s going on with daddy, it�s normal.�
�Joey is threatening me!�
�What did you do to him?�
�I just said he needed to eat right for the baby and�oops.�
�What the hell did you just say, Timberlake?� JC was in shock.
�Uh�Joey�s pregnant.� Justin scrambled off the couch. �LANCE!�
JC just sat there and then headed upstairs. He went into the spare room where Joey sat with Britney and Chris, who were trying to soothe him.
�Joey, why didn�t you tell us?�
�Justin�s a dead guy! I hope Lance doesn�t mind when he finds his boyfriend dead.�
�Joey! Come on man.� JC got on his knees in front of Joey. �You�re going to be acting like Justin is soon so calm down, he didn�t mean it.�
�I know.�
�Okay guys, what did you do to him?� Lance asked crossing his arms. They could see Justin behind Lance peeking his head up from time to time.
�We didn�t do anything!�
�Do you like the name Candice?� Britney asked with a smile.
�Yes, I do.� Lance said.
�Okay, okay, I�ll get used to it.�
�Now uh�Joey? What�s this I hear about you being pregnant?� Lance smirked and walked over to the bed.
Joey took a pillow and whacked Lance with it.
~*~
�I can�t wear THAT!� Justin said in horror. �That looks like something JC would try on!�
�Hey!� JC looked shocked as Britney showed off the maternity clothes she had Felicia get.
�Justin, you�re getting so big and you won�t be able to go out anymore because let�s face it, the babies aren�t safe.�
�But Brit!� Justin whined at the pastel flowered shirt.
�No buts or I�ll sick the fashion queen on you.�
Chris sometimes wondered if Britney had to be a girl.
A few days later, reporters were at the door.
�Why on earth are they here?� Lance asked Joey keeping a smile.
�I don�t know.� Joey smiled and waved.
�Lance! Lance! Is Justin really sick with pneumonia.�
�He is not, I assure you. If he was, he�d be in the hospital like our dear Joey was.� Lance wished he could hit Joey in the stomach with his elbow.
�Joey, is Justin really pregnant?�
That threw both of them off.
�Um�excuse me?� Joey asked, stepping a bit behind Lance.
�We�ve noticed that Timberlake has been absent in a few interviews and as it is with Howie Dorough��
�Um��
The door opened and Justin walked out. Lance�s eyes widened. Joey mentally counted the ways in which they would be busted.
�Yes, it�s true. Every word.� Justin put his hand on Lance�s back apologetically. JC and Chris stumbled out.
�Justin!�
�We�re too late.� JC banged his head on his hand. Lance just stood there while Joey counted in his head and Justin stood there confidently.
~*~
�Great now that Justin has told the whole world, let�s see how Britney reacts when she finds out they think she is the mother.�
�When in fact Justin is the mommy.� Joey said eating a pint of chocolate ice cream.
�Shut up.� JC dropped his head on the counter.
�JUSTIN RANDALL TIMBERLAKE!�
�I think she just arrived.� Chris said.
�Um�Joey weren�t you going to help me with that new song?� JC asked.
�Oh yeah, lead the way.� They rushed off.
�Joey, don�t forget your ice cream!� Chris ran after them, forgetting the carton.
Lance looked around the empty room. �I hate you all.� He called out and then went to Britney.
�Okay, I love Justin and everything but WHY! Tell me why!�
�I don�t know!� Lance sighed. �Britney, I think he wants to tell.�
�He already did.�
�No I mean�tell.�
Britney gasped. �Are you serious?�
�I wish I wasn�t.�
�Where is he?�
�Upstairs taking a nap. Was this such a good idea?�
�I don�t know Lance. Can I stay here? I don�t think I can handle anymore press.�
�Sure, I�ll go set up the spare room for you.� When he went upstairs, Britney sighed and sat on the couch to think. The she thought of something.
�LANCE!� she ran upstairs. �What are Lynn and Paul going to say?!� she asked.
Lance wished he was dead