By beginning, I must say llama's are the devil's creature. Thye stalk me, inhabit my dreams, and are responsible for all the worlds evil. It all started one dismal summer day on a rutine trip to Trinidad with Matt Floyd. And then, right out of no where, a llama stading perfectly still on top of a dirt mound, reading a billboard scared the living crap out of us. There was no friggen reason for that llama with a white body and a black head to be there, oh no, no reason. And ever since then the worlds gone to crap. Pretty much every bad thing that has happened relates to taht llama, for one reason or another. The worst part is no one believes us. Well, I wouldn't believe us, they was NO reason for that llama to be there, not at all. No one believes we saw the llama... it's depressing. The llama is everywhere, in my mind. It haunts me. Skittles was recently made a llama believer when, yet again, for NO FRIGGEN reason, two llamas were standing on a grassy knoll by my house. SCARY!!!! I hate llamas!!!!!!!!
Alright, enough on the history, the birth of the llama conspiracy happened. I decided it was a good name for my little company. Now, for the info on my little company.
For about a year now, I've been creating these little odditys out of duct tape. And recently, people have begun paying me for them (who woulda guessed?). Hence, the creation of my company, The Llama Conspiracy. It's still in the very beginning stages (I mostly make stuff for friends) but it will build. And I'm sure you'll be seeing more of me soon enough. Watch out world, the invansion of duct tape is here!!!!!!!!!
PS. If you ever see that friggen llama, RUN!!!!!!!! |
