Cast :
Xuan Hong : A Form Four Science studen listening in.
Ger Koon : Form Five Science student
John Yen : (If you're from SMKSJ, and have been in the school between the years of '97 to '01, don't say you don't know him.) Form Five Science student.
Italic : My private thoughts.
And Me
Setting : School canteen, recess
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JY : You should've seen the students in the Bio lab! They were dissecting the frig while still conscious!
Me : Isn't the point of Bio to study the animal while it's still alive?
JY : But CONSCIOUS??
Me : Well, what could have been done? Slap the frog silly?
JY : And then someone couldn't cut the skin around the throat properly, so guess what he did!
GK : What?
JY : Well, he started cutting the skin all under the neck... with a scissors!
GK : Eeeewwwwww!!
That musta been better than a guillotine.
XH : That sounds okay.
JY : OKAY?? ( hits XH's shoulder in shock ) How could you say that???
GK : Eeeewww!! Cut the head off?
XH : Well, I'm sure they had to cut the head off somehow...
JY : One guy in Usaha, he took the scapel, held it over the heart of the frog pointing downwards, "Instant Death!" WHAMM!! Stabbed the frog right through the heart! And left the scapel sticking up.
Frog stabber! Lastwise he doesn't back-stab people, right?
(We start walking back to class. Passing by the Biology Lab...)
GK : There it is! The grave we erected for the frogs!
XH : Huh??
JY : The Frog Tombs.
GK : You haven't begun dissecting frogs yet, so you wouldn't understand! There's one! See the stones set into the shape of a cross?
Let us all have a quiet moment please for the unfortunate victims of the Bio Lab... poor frogs. They were good entertainment!
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