Episode Number: 135

Episode Title: Adrift part 2

Quotes

Harm: Is anyone there...Can you read me?...Help! Help! Help!...Can you read me?

+         +         +

Mic: How are you?

Rene: How do I look?

Mic: Left out. Get used to it Rene we're members of this family by acquaintance only.

+         +         +

Mac: He just can't get past this thing with us.
Harm: Maybe that's because we can't get past it.

+         +         +

Harm: Better now than six months into the marriage

Mac: Okay, I'm hanging up now.
Harm: Mac, where are you going?
Mac: I don't know.
Harm: Come to me.
Mac: Why?
Harm: So we can talk.
Mac: We've already talked.
Harm: Don't argue with me.
Mac: I need a better reason.
Harm: You know the reason.

(PAUSE)

Harm: Mac?
Mac: I'm here.
Harm: I'm waiting.

Episode Number: 136

Episode Title: New Gun in Town

Quotes

Mac: He missed the seafaring life. 

AJ: No, what he missed out on was you and that makes him a damn fool.

+         +         +

Major Holmes: Haven’t you ever loved so hard that you go crazy?

Mac: Once or twice.

+         +         +

Turner: You have a girl?

Harm: No… She has me.

+         +         +

Mrs. Petersen: JAG can manage without you.

Episode Number: 137

Episode Title: The Measure of Men

Quotes

A.J.: Did you resent your mother when you were a teenager?

Harriet: Yes, Sir.

A.J.: When did you get over it?

Harriet: Still working on that, Sir.  Every phone call a challenge, every holiday and siege!

+         +         +

HARM: Mac it's Harm

MAC: Hi

HARM: How are you?

MAC: Fine

HARM: Did you not get my messages?  I called you twice-I-emailed you once

MAC: It's been crazy here.  How's Renee?  [Expression is like I have to ask but I'm not all that concerned]

HARM: Still in Minnesota

MAC: When you talk to her send her my condolences.

HARM: Mac, a TAD assignment?  What's going on?

MAC: It's not just me, Gunny's here too.

HARM: Only because you're there.

MAC: I needed to clear my head.

HARM: How long are you going to be gone

MAC: Until they replace me

HARM: I thought we were going to talk when I got back

MAC: I guess it'll have to be when I get back.

HARM: You're not trying to avoid me are you?

MAC: Harm I can hardly hear you.  Let me call you when I have a moment. 

+         +         +

Mac's Cabin

HARM: May I come in?

MAC: Sure.

HARM: You know why I requested this assignment?  [As he looks all around, everywhere but directly at her]

MAC: No

HARM: Because I needed to talk to you and I knew you weren't going to call me back. I don't get it Mac.  When Brumby left you asked for my help.

MAC: I'm handling it.

HARM: Halfway around the world.

MAC: It seemed like the right thing to do.

HARM: You're running Mac.  What's going on?

MAC: Nothing.

HARM: Then let me in--tell me what you're feeling

MAC: Pressured.  Why are you doing this?

HARM: Because I told you I would.

MAC: Wait a minute.  You're talking to me now because you're guilty about not doing it then?

HARM: You're angry at me?   Renee's father died!

MAC: If he hadn't?

HARM: We would have talked.

MAC: About what?

HARM: About us.

MAC: That's why I left there is no us.  There's you and Renee.  What would you give up to have me?  Mic gave up the Navy and his country.  Would you sacrifice your girlfriend?

HARM: What you're testing me?

MAC: Well would you?

HARM: What if I did?

MAC: Answer the question

HARM: As long as you answer mine

MAC: I am so sick of this dance.  [She steps away from him, it's just a few feet to the door and she slips out behind his back]

HARM: Yeah I would.  I would give her up.

She doesn't see or hear.  He follows her out where she's talking now to Gunny.  Finally-

HARM: Mac, we haven't finished talking

MAC:  What makes you think we ever will?

+         +         +C

Corridor scene--they nearly collide.  It would have been a hug had Harm not stopped so quick!

HARM: Hey look

MAC: I don't want to get in to it.

HARM: Where are you going?

MAC: I thought I'd take a quick nap.

HARM: I'm going to take a swim and maybe do a header off the bow

MAC: Harm I feel bad for you in there.  It must be hard to watch [they talk, in tones that are just slightly sharp, about the case and then]

HARM: Since when does challenging your men make you a bad Marine?

MAC: -That's for you to figure out

HARM: What makes you think I won't.

+         +         +

Bud to AJ: "Reason is about as useless as a square tennis ball.

Episode Number: 140

Episode Title: Redemption

Quotes

MAC:  Not only can't you turn in this hypothetical client; you still have to defend him on fraternization
charges unless the judge lets you off the case.
HARM:  What if I already asked and was told I can't because the trial is too close?
MAC:  Then you're stuck.
HARM:  So I get him off, he goes back to work with unlimited access to sensitive material?
MAC:  Does he?
HARM:  Why wouldn't he?
MAC:  Harm, you didn't drive 75 miles at this hour to pose 'what if' questions.  You know the law as well as I do.
HARM:  No, I came here for the bad coffee and to catch you in your pajamas.
MAC:  If you're thinking about breeching confidentiality, forget it.  It's a career ender.
HARM:  Mac, we're talking about national security.
MAC:  Didn't you say he hasn't actually done anything?

Harm paces.

HARM:  So what about the next time he's tempted?  I mean how do you guard against that?
MAC:  You can't.  But you have to have clear evidence a crime is about to be committed.  Stop looking for a magic bullet.
HARM:  (pointing his finger at Mac) Have you always been this annoying?
MAC:  (big grin) Isn’t that why you came here?

+         +         +

AJ to Harm: "Commander, do you have to argue with me even when I am defending you?"

Episode Number: 141

Episode Title: Ambush

Quotes

Harm. Do we know why the Captain altered the mission plan, Sir?

AJ His Division Commander wants us to find out.

+          +          +

Harriett: Saint Ivo of Kermartin, Sir. Patron Saint of Lawyers.

Episode Number: 142

Episode Title: JAG-a-thon

Quotes

Harm: You played me.

Mac: You don’t knock.

Harm: You’ve been training.

Mac: And you assumed without asking questions

+         +         +

Lieutenant Singer to Gunny and Tiner: You two look as if you're glued together.

+         +         +

AJ - "Thank you, Lieutenant. What is this?"
Harriet - "A call, sir."
AJ - "Are you kidding me, Lieutenant. I'm running a race. Take a message!"

+         +         +

Harriet  - "Where are you going, sir?"
AJ - "To Hell in a hand basket."

+         +         +

Harm: Bud, say hello to your encouragement.”
Bud:  Hello, encouragement."

+         +         +

AJ: Do you manage to do your job without dragging my six into it?

Sturgis: So far, yes sir

AJ: Then commander you are a welcome addition

+         +         +

Bud: Commander, what are you doing in last place?
Harm: Kicking myself, Bud.

+         +         +

Harm: Am I far behind?
Harriet: Oh, very much so, sir.

+         +         +

Gunny: Never let it be said you suffer from a lack of confidence, Ma'am.
Singer: Which is a subtle of way of saying I overreach.

+         +         +

Mac: Maybe we can find a time to sit and talk?
Harm: When?
Mac: When it happens

+         +         +
 
In front of the elevator doors with Harm and Turner--
 
HARM: Anyone who has ever been involved with Mac is either dead or feels like they are. 
 
+         +         +

AJ's office--
AJ: She seems upset
Harm: I seem to be pushing her buttons.
AJ: Could you stop doing that!

Harm: I’m trying Sir.

+         +         +

Mac's office--- 
HARM: About what I said earlier.....
MAC: You condescended to me

+         +         +

Harm Office with Harm. Mac and Turner

    
TURNER You two always get this personal?
MAC: Yes  

HARM: No  [spoken at the same time]
TURNER: Are you two involved with each other?

MAC: Is this what this is about? You think Harm would cheat on Renee?

TURNER: I mean since they split up.

MAC to HARM: You split up?  Excuse me.

+         +         +

Harriet: The first and only prize, as I'm sure you already know, is highest rank privilege for one day. And don't forget, the women will have a three-minute head start.
Singer: I'd like to go on record as saying that I consider that unfair and, frankly, unnecessary.
AJ: Lieutenant Sims, can Lieutenant Singer start with the men?
Harriet: If she prefers, Sir.
AJ: So be it.
Harm: Sir, could I start with the women?

+         +         +

Mac: I don't know why we couldn't work things out with us Harm. So where does that leave us?
Harm: I don't know Mac at the end I guess
Mac: How about back at the beginning.

Episode Number: 143

Episode Title: Dog Robber part 1

Quotes

Boone: You know, sometimes you remind me of your father.
Harm: How’s that, Sir?
Boone: He could really get me pissed off.

+         +         +

Midshipman: You're not a man.

Mac: For which I thank God for every day.

Episode Number: 144

Episode Title: Dog Robber part 2

Quotes

AJ: Tell me about Lieutenant Barrett.
HARM: He reminds me of me, Sir. Before you straightened me out.
AJ: Getting you squared away is a lifetime project, Commander.
HARM: Yes, Sir.

Chastened, Harm still manages to smile just a little.

+         +         +

Harm: Lieutenant, you created an international incident. You acted in violation of Navy Policy and you damn near started a war between the United States and China.

+         +         +

Gunny about Mac’s fitness: Not bad for a Lawyer

Colonel: Not bad for a Marine

+         +         +

AJ: Colonel, why are you standing there?
Mac: Because you wanted to see me?
AJ: Colonel, is this another one of those...moments?
Mac: Yes, Sir.

+         +         +

Boone to Harm: You have friends?

Episode Number: 145

Episode Title: Answered Prayers

Quotes

Harm: I can see the headlines now, Admiral. Navy grounds Santa Claus.

+         +         +

Mac (under the mistletoe): Awkward moment number 310

+         +         +

Harriet: 'The Eagle has landed.'
Harm: You're sure that's what he said?
Harriet: Commander Turner's exact words, Sir. 'The Eagle has landed.'
Harm: Then there is a Santa Claus.

+         +         +

(Webb calling Harm. Explosions can be heard and the lights flicker.)

Webb: Happy Holidays. More explosions.
Harm: What the hell was that?
Webb: I gave my nephew a chemistry set for Christmas.
Harm: He opening his presents early?
Webb: You know how kids are. They can't wait to see what they're getting.
Harm: Right.
Webb: That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Rabb.
Harm: Christmas? Last year you sent a fruitcake.

More explosions.
Harm: Where are you? (Phone disconnects) Webb? Webb?

+         +         +

Chloe: Can your best friend be your boyfriend?

Mac: Sometimes if you're lucky

+         +         +

Chaplain Turner: Ever heard Silent Night sung in Japanese?

AJ: Heard in sung in Vietnamese sung by French Nuns

+         +         +

(Kisses Harm)

PO Coates: Can I be thrown in the brig for that sir?

Harm: yes

PO: It was worth it.

Harm (to Mac): It’s that time

Mac: Tell him Merry Christmas for me

+         +         +

Harm to PO about Singer: That's Lieutenant Witch to you  - when she retracts her claws from the ceiling.

+         +         +

Harriet:  Oh, that's great, Sir!

Harm:  You always want original parts, Lieutenant.

Harriet: Of course, Sir.

Lt. Singer:  It's a guy thing Lieutenant.  Men are always very fond of their original parts.

+         +         +

Lt. Singer shows of an emerald bracelet on her wrist
Singer: A Christmas present. One-of-a-kind.
Big Bud: What’d you have to do to earn that, Lieutenant?

+         +         +

PO Coates: Your sons love you.
Big Bud: How the hell do you know that?
PO Coates: One of them just told me.
Big Bud: Was he drinking?

Episode Number: 146

Episode Title: Capitol Crime

Quotes

Mac: I'm clearly insane.

Bud: Really?

+         +         +

Turner: Why wear a watch?
Mac: It usually saves me from having to answer... ‘How do you do that?’

+         +         +

Sergei: You have beautiful hair.  Perhaps if you didn't wear it in a fist.

Singer: It's a bun.

+         +         +

Sergei Zhukov to Lt. Singer: You would make good KGB agent.

Episode Number: 147

Episode Title: Code of Conduct

Quotes

James Oliphant: Why didn’t they send us a fighting man?

Episode Number: 148

Episode Title: Odd Man Out

Quotes

Tiner: The Admiral told me you’re going to the Super Bowl…and you got the best seats in the house. How’d you pull that off, Sir?
Mac: Seats?  Super bowl seats--as in more than one?
Harm: It's a last minute thing.

Mac: So who are you going to take?
AJ: Yeah I'd like to hear that one myself…
Sturgis: Yeah who are you going to take? Tiner’s been telling everyone about your good fortune.  So are they on the fifty yard line or what?
Harm: Oh they're a little better than that.
Sturgis: So who are you taking?
Mac: You're cutting it a little close aren't you?
AJ: Don't look at me I'm booked.

Harm: When faced with a difficult decision, I'm going to do what I always do… Sleep on it.
Sturgis: You are enjoying this way too much.

Harm: Where are you going anyway?

Sturgis: New London… but I'll be back in plenty of time.  Harm, I trust you won't be swayed by emotional appeals.

Mac: I'll see you in court.

+         +         +

AJ: Colonel, you’ll prosecute. Commander, you’ll defend. I assume you two are professional enough to avoid turning this into a Marine-Navy war.
Harm & Mac: Yes sir.
Admiral: Because if you're not, any attempt to exploit inter service rivalries will be met with the wrath of ME!
Harm: Not to worry, Sir.
Mac: We don't do that anymore, Sir.
(He gives them a skeptical look that could wilt a cactus.)

+         +         +

Harm: Do they know what led to the killing, Sir?

+         +         +

Harm: Lieutenant Roberts, you work with both Colonel Mackenzie and me. Which of us do you like better?

Judge: Let me rephrase, Lieutenant. Are you partial to either one?

Bud: Well, sir, the Commander did convict my father and the Colonel did throw me off co-counsel, but I did understand that.

+         +         +

Harriet: You could sentence someone to die?

+         +         +

Bud: I’m still learning, Sir. But I have good teachers.
Cmdr Porter: Colonel Mackenzie?
Bud: She’s a brilliant lawyer, Ma’am.
Lt Flavin: Commander Rabb?
Bud: No one better in the courtroom.

+         +         +        

Mac: I just don't understand how you walked away with two seats to the biggest game of the year.

Harm: I have friends in high places.

Mac: Come on Harm. Who's your benefactor?
Harm: I'll tell you what. If you can guess, maybe I'll take you.

Mac: Really! What about Sturgis?

Harm: I'm going to give you first chance.

Mac: You are? Well let's see. Normally I'd say Renee. But you two are disconnected.

Harm: Yes we are.

Mac: … and if Webb had tickets he would give them to you. And we know Bobbi isn't speaking to you this year.

Harm: Hey, you're supposed to be sucking up to me. This sounds like a slap in the face.

Mac: Whichever will work

Harm: Let's try the positive approach.

Mac: Please Harm I want to go and as your best friend I will be forever grateful.

Harm: Best friend?

Mac: Aren't we?

Harm: Yeah we are and that was pretty good.

Mac: So I get to go with you?

Harm: er Sturgis said the same thing.

+         +         +

Mac: Are you always this cranky when you win a case?

+         +         +

Sergei: She seemed very curious about how you lived.
Harm: What did she do?
Sergei: She poked around, took a look through your mail. She seemed most impressed by your bedroom.

+         +         +

Harm: ‘Have you ever practiced polygamy?’ That means have you had more than one wife. I think you’re safe.
Sergei: I’d be happy just to have a girlfriend. (Sees Amy running to get in line to respond to that request.)

+         +         +

Bud: I don’t know what to think.
Harm: That’s the hell of it, Bud. You’ll never know.

+         +         +

AJ: I can honestly say wherever he is he's having a blast!

Episode Number: 149

Episode Title: Head To Toe

Quotes

Harm: Was it worth the trouble you’re in?
Mac: Acts of frustration are lousy reasons for disobeying standing orders, Lieutenant…

+         +         +

Mac: You heard it when I felt it.

+         +         +

Mac: Hear me out" she screeches. 

Harm: After you've had a cold shower.

+         +         +

(Heading towards a car.)

Harm: You really want to do that to the Lt.?

Mac: She's doing it to herself, Harm.

(Mac opens the driver’s side door.)

Harm: Mac...

Mac: (her passion building) She came here to serve her country, not express her opinion.

Harm: Mac, you....

Mac: (cutting him off) It's not ours to choose which orders to obey.

Harm: Mac...

Mac: (snapping) What??

Harm: We're going off-base. I have to drive. (Mac blushes at the irony, marches around to the passenger

side door. As she reaches for the handle, she spots Harm shaking his head. He gestures with his thumb

towards the back seat. A frustrated Mac opens the back door, climbs in and SLAMS the door behind her.

+       +         +

Bobbi: Did you read the part about me banging down doors?
AJ: "Not in time to reinforce my hinges.

+         +         +

Lt. Danato: And a man that can't respect a woman any better than the camels in his garage doesn't deserve to be in the same company of one.

+         +         +

Lt. Damato: I apologize, sir, ma'am. I don't even know if he has a garage.

+         +         +

Lt. Danato: Do you have a strategy?
Harm: I was thinking duct tape.

+         +         +

Sturgis Do you always take this much interest in the personal lives of your people, Admiral?
AJ: At my peril.

 +        +         +

Mac: Do you see her?
(Harm looks through the sea of women in black abayas)
Harm: You're kidding right?

+         +         +

Harm: You gotta love this job.

Mac: It's the isolation you feel when you wear one of these things." (Mac throws the abaya across the room.) "You cease to exist!

+         +         +

Harm: The Lieutenant's shy, but I'm sure we can coax an answer out of her.

Episode Number: 150

Episode Title: The Mission

Quotes

Turner: What does she want from me, Sir?

AJ: I assume advice… You can confer with Commander Rabb on how best to handle the Congresswoman. He’s had experience.

+          +          +

Harm: You know what this means.

Mac: A long flight and a sudden stop that jars the brain.

+          +          +

Congresswoman Bobbi Latham to Sturgis: That explains why you haven't surfaced til now.

+          +          +

AJ: ...you still have a lot to prove to me, as a lawyer and as a person. Dismissed.

+          +          +

Mac: This explains your green eyes.

Harm: What?

Mac: Watching younger men do what you love best.

+          +          +

Singer: Do you know why I stay single?

Bud: I can think of several reasons.

Episode Number: 151

Episode Title: Exculpatory Evidence

Quotes

Harm: "Sir, can’t this be dealt with non-judicially?"

+          +          +

AJ: You have the advantage of already having made up your mind, Commander. The job’s yours.

+          +          +

Harm: Then I suggest you find the same confidence in your ability as I do.

+          +          +

Harm: How do you feel about the role you played in Petty Officer Massuco’s court-martial?

Singer: I’m not happy an innocent man was convicted, if that’s what you mean.

+          +          +

Singer: Don’t make this my problem. Bud failed to call a key witness to the stand.

+          +          +

Harm: Bud Roberts is my friend.

Sturgis: He’s my friend as well...that’s the hell of it.

+          +          +

AJ: When exactly did my office turn into a production of ‘Hello Dolly’?

Harm: It’s about a matchmaker.

Sturgis: You think I’ve been living under a rock?

+          +          +

AJ:  So you're a professor?

Meredith: Technically yes, but I feel more like an administrator these days. {Everyone chuckles}

Mac: The Admiral knows how that feels.  {Awkward silence while AJ and Ms. Cavanaugh stare at each other.}  

Mac: Is that my phone?  um... {She leaves AJ and Ms. Cavanaugh alone}

Episode Number: 152

Episode Title: Hero Worship

Quotes

AJ (to Bud): Any duty stations that appeal to you?

+          +          +

AJ (to Bud): Thank me when you make Lt. Commander.

+          +          +

Captain: This is a young man who made a young man’s mistake. It’s my intention to scare him into never making another like it.

+          +          +

Harm: You can play with the rest of it.

Mac: The rest of it is insignificant.

+          +          +

AJ: Last time I had a picnic, I was splitting canned rations.

Meredith: Shall we invite the squirrels?

+          +          +

Corporal: I don’t know what to say.

Friend: Say this round’s on me!

+          +          +

Harm: The offer is on the table.

Mac: Your table is missing a leg. See you in court.

+          +          +

Harm is wishing Seaman Raff well when Mac walks up.

Mac: What was that about?

Harm: The cost of loyalty.

Mac: You want to explain that?

Harm: Ya'ever hear the saying 'The greatest thing we'll ever do in this life is that which will cost us the most?" he asks her, sounding sage-like.

Mac: No

Harm: Good, then maybe I just made it up.

Episode Number: 153

Episode Title: First Causality

Quotes

Stewart Dunstan (on being charged): You’re kidding.

Harm: You’re in the NAVY now.

+         +         +

Harm: It sounds like you walked into a trap.

Marine: We rely on the element of surprise, but they were waiting for us.

+         +         +

AJ: Bucking for a trip to Italy Lieutenant?

Singer: I have been studying Italian Sir.

Tiner: Commander Rabb and Colonel Mackenzie are waiting for you in your office sir.

AJ (softly); Thank you Tiner

Tiner: Anytime sir.

+         +         +

Bud: Thank you, Admiral...for your confidence in me.
AJ: Now go kiss your wife and hug your son…and pack your sea bag.

+          +          +

Singer: Maybe I should get a dog.
Harm/Mac: Pit Bull.

+          +          +

Harriet: How many candlelight dinners will we have?
Bud: The ones we do have will be all the sweeter.

+          +          +

Dunston: Never attack the guy with the microphone … He always gets the last word.

+          +          +

Mac (to Harm and Sturgis): Don’t look at me. I wasn’t wrong about anything.

Episode Number: 154

Episode Title: Port Chicago

Quotes (Majority supplied by Becky Laird – Thanks!)

AJ: There are no small cases, Lieutenant.  Only small lawyers.
Singer: Yes, Sir.  Just saying please keep me in mind.
AJ:  You are often on my mind, Lieutenant.

+          +          +

AJ: I asked for a level head here, Commander.

Sturgis: Sorry to disappoint you, Sir.

+          +          +

Real Estate Agent: Your husband’s quite a hunk.

Harriett: He is. A hunk. Not my husband.

Real Estate Agent: Really. You seem like the perfect couple.

+          +          +

Chaplain Turner: I got a call this morning from an old friend who may
need a little legal advice.
AJ: An old friend?
Chaplain Turner:  Not me, A.J.  I'm beyond help.

+          +          +

Harm: Not unless I get married.

Harriett: Unless or until?

+          +          +

Turner:  Are Commander Rabb and Colonel MacKenzie busy, Sir?
AJ:  All our plates are full these days.

+          +          +

Harm:  I don't have anything pressing.  I can take a look tonight.
Harriet: That would be great, Sir. (a little concerned)  Have you ever
fixed a refrigerator before?
Harm: How hard can it be?

+          +          +

Tiner:  Is this your lunch, Lieutenant?
Harriet: I've got a chicken, three shrimp stir-fry, two pounds of raw chuck...(reaches in, pulls out...)...And a pot roast.  Interested?
Tiner:  I had a complete breakfast, Ma'am.

+          +          +

Harriet:  Are you done, Sir?
Harm:  Got a little more tuning left to go.  You have any duck tape?

+          +          +

Harriet: Besides we're thinking of having another child.
Harm:  That's great, Harriet.
Harriet: Difficult with Bud gone for the next six months.
Harm:  E-mail only goes so far.

+          +          +

Mac: Wow!  Are you and Bud thinking...
Harriet: Just daydreaming, Ma'am.
Mac: Nice dream.

+          +          +

AJ:  Given the circumstances, I realize this case isn't very appealing.
Singer: I have no problem, Sir.  My world is one of clarity, Sir.

+          +          +

Singer:  The old man's toast, Sir.
AJ:  Excuse me, Lieutenant.

+          +          +

AJ:  Help me out here, Colonel.  She's going off the deep end.
Mac: You want me to take over, Sir?
AJ: I want you to sit second chair.
Mac: I'd prefer the electric chair, Sir.

+          +          +

Mac: Sir, if I may, I never saw Lieutenant Singer as the right person for this job.  This case requires a light touch.
AJ: That's why I need you, Colonel.
Mac: Understood, Sir. 

+          +          +

Aubrey McBride: Admiral, you convened this tea party.

+          +          +

Harm: I haven't seen you with this much head of steam since the JAGATHON.
Mac: Don't ask.

+          +          +

AJ: Careful, Lieutenant.  You are playing with fire.
Singer:  No, Sir.  I'm playing to win.

+          +          +

Harm: Look, keep your head down, Mac.
Mac: I'm trying.  It's hard to sit and watch while Singer presides over a train wreck in the courtroom.

+          +          +

Harriet:  I found a way I can swing it.
Harm:  Really?

+          +          +

Harriet:  What if I make a terrible mistake.  How will you feel then, Sir?
Harm:  Have you been hanging out with Lieutenant Singer?

+          +          +

Mac:  I wanted to ask a question.  If you murder co-council in the courtroom, can you cop an insanity plea?
Harm/Harriet:  Yes. / Absolutely.

Mac: I thought so.

Episode Number: 156

Episode Title: Tribunal

Quotes

Harriett: I think anyone involved in 9/11 should be drawn and quartered.

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(Having flipped for the position)

Mac: I’m second chair.

Harm: I’ll be gentle.

Mac: Don’t be gentle be good.

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Bud (on hearing that Singer is Acting JAG): That’s a recipe for disaster.

Mac: It’ll be all right.

Harm: Really? Are we talking about the same person reaching out with delusions of Godhood?

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AJ: Webb I didn’t know you were here.

Webb: I’m not.

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Harriett:  Is there something I can do for you, Lieutenant?

Singer: You can do your job when you’re on my time.

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Press: Can Mustafa Atef really get a fair trial?
Harm: He IS getting a fair trial.

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Mac: How's your Fifth Amendment?
Harm: Awfully personal question, Colonel.

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Bud: How're things at JAG?
Harriett: We're doomed.

AJ: I wasn’t aware you were on board.
Webb: I’m not.

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Sturgis: Admiral, I'd be privileged if you'll have me.

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PO Coates: Winner plays me.
Bud: She’s good, Sir, but she’s beatable.

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Bud: Officer and a Gentleman.
Harm: How could that movie possibly be relevant?
Bud: It isn’t. That’s what he is, Sir. An officer and a gentleman.

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SEAL Team: Condor, this is Alpha Two. We have the package.

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Harm: You didn’t go because you were afraid to die, but that’s exactly what you’re going to do, you sonovabitch.

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General ay POW camp: You’re a woman?
Mac: Last time I checked, General.

Episode Number: 158

Episode Title: In Country

Quotes

Harm: Do you hear that?

Mac: I hear nothing

Harm: Not many places in the US where you can hear nothing.

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Mac (about Gunny): He's in love with her.

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Mac: Love is an antidote to instincts.

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Mac: See anything?  

Harm: Stars.  

Mac: Stars? - You OK?

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Harm: You know I could call room service for a room divider.

Mac: I thought you wanted space.

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Webb: Nuestro amor es el hijo de un padre cruel.

Mac: What?

Webb: Our love is the child of a cruel father.

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Bud: I believe in IDIC

PO Coates: IDIC sir?

Bud: Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

Coates: the Koran?

Bud: Mr. Spock.

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Mac: You see, the problem with man country is that it's run by men.

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Mac:    Are you having second thoughts about Gunny?
Harm:  His instincts have always been pretty good.
Mac:    Love is an antidote to instincts.

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Harm:  Maybe the mines we hit are the only ones here?
Mac:    Now, what are the odds of that?
Harm:  Kinda long.
Mac:    No, not kinda long; very long; incredibly long; astronomically long.  Your odds of winning the lottery are greater than...
Harm:  Okay, Mac!  I get the point!

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Harm:  The Navy doesn't teach us tricks like that.
Mac:    Neither does the Marine Corps.  I saw it in a movie.
Harm:  You saw it in a movie?!
Mac:    Yep. (she grabs her pack and walks away)
Harm:  They don't use real booby traps in movies!  They make things up....Mac!

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Harm:  You know if you want, I could call down at the front desk and have them bring a room divider.
Mac:    I thought you'd want your own space.
Harm:  How much more space do I need, Mac?
Mac:    Fine (moves closer)
Harm:  You know, Mac, the temperature is going to continue to drop.  So if we don't share body heat, we're risking hypothermia.
Mac:    You make it sound so inviting.
Harm:  You want an invitation?
Mac:    Yes.
Harm:  Why don't you come over here?  It's a little bit better than sleeping with scorpions.
Mac:    All right.

Episode Number: 159

Episode Title: Enemy Below

PO Coates: Nice of them to invite us to the ground breaking ceremony sir.

Bud: Well we did give the money for the new school.

POC: Which WE blew up!

Bud: Accidentally. (He spots the young boy.) Oh my God! Are there mine mines out there?

POC:  Maybe they’ve cleared them sir.

Bud: Go get someone from the village.

She leaves. He turns his full attention to the young boy.

Bud: No! Don’t more!

Bud steps forward.  The click of the mine and the boom of the explosion were virtually simultaneous.  Bud was sent spinning in the air and when the dust settled he was left bleeding on the ground … he’s lost his right leg.