Season 6

 

Episode No. 111

Episode Title: Legacy part 1

 

Quote:

 

Sergei: I would not lie to the son of Lieutenant Harmon Rabb.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode No. 112

Episode Title: Legacy part 2

 

Quote:

 

Alexei the taxi driver: Nobody goes to Chechnya unless they're crazy

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 115

Episode Title: JAG TV

 

Quotes

 

Mac (watching herself on TV): I’ve died and gone to hell

 

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Mac to reporter: I would fault Ms Ressler for obscuring the truth and I would fault myself for using trickery to reveal it.

 

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Harriet: Ma'am I... that is to say we...would like to talk to you.

Mac:     Is everything OK?

Harriet: Yes, Ma'am. It's about Sarah.

Mac:    Who's Sarah?

Bud:    Well, technically you are, Ma'am. Sarah. So we decided to call our baby girl Sarah. If that's OK with

you, Colonel.

Mac:   I'd like that.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode No. 116

Episode Title: The Princess and the Petty Officer

 

Quote:

 

Harm: Sort of a fairytale in reverse.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 117

Episode Title: A Separate Peace part 1

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Did you get any sleep last night?

Bud: Not much sir.

Mac: Lieutenant this is a direct order. You are to report to your residence. Harriett needs yo and you need sleep.

Bud: Aye ma’am

 

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RC Coffin: You bring any beer?

Mac: I don’t drink.

RCC: That’s all well and good but I wasn’t thinking about you.

 

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Ellis Burk (to Harm): You do not record war crimes when you commit them. Only the Nazis were that stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 118

Episode Title: A Separate Peace part 2

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Admiral you need to defend yourself!

Boone: Now that would be your job.

 

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Admiral Boone to Harm about Mac:  I underestimated her.  She’d cut your throat in a dark alley and not think about it.

Harm: She’d think about it then she’d cut your throat.

 

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Harm (to Bud): I don’t know what it’s like to loose a child, but I do know what it is like to loose the woman you love, don’t let one cost you the other.

 

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Harm: Stuart, you're an idiot.

 

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Harriet (to Harm): I never got to hold Sarah ...her eyes were open. She looked right at me, then they took her away. Harm, she died in the other room, without me there. She was a person. I lived with her for nine months. She had a name.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 119

Episode Title: Family Secrets

 

Quotes

 

Bud: Don’t blame Gunny I twisted his arm.

Mac: Well I may break his leg.

 

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Harm: The Admiral has ordered me not to go to Chechnya

Trish: I must thank that man.

 

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Mic: I want you.

Mac: You have me.

Mic: Do I?

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 120

Episode Title: Touch and Go

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Would have been nice having you around

Kate: Harm the last thing you need is a third female to complicate your life.

Harm: Where do you get three?

Kate: Rene Me and Mac

Harm: I’m not involved with Mac.

 

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Kate (to Mac): Computers are my specialty.

Harm: Fastest fingers in the Navy

Kate: When did you give up the title?

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Harriet: Who cleared my desk?

Gunny: I did ma’am

Harriet: I'm back to full duty now.

Gunny:  I'm aware of that, Ma'am

Harriet: Which means I'm capable of organizing my own desk.

Gunny:  It won't happen again, Ma'am. Welcome back.

Harriet: Gunny, you know why I'm back?

Gunny:  No. Ma'am.

Harriet: ‘Cause I wanted to be around people who care about me.

Gunny:  Yes, Ma'am.

Harriet: Thank you.

Gunny:  Yes, Ma'am.

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Kate (to Harm): When they made you Commander they gave you a harem?

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Bud to Harriet: She makes my ears sweat (referring to a female marine who wants to go to OCS)

 

 

 

 

 

Episode No. 121

Episode Title: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

 

Quote:

 

Harm: what does one usually get a plaque for?

Mac: Good behavior, so its not something you should worry about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 122

Episode Title: Collision Course

 

Quotes

 

AJ: Some of those reporters would make damn good Marines.

 

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SECNAV Nelson: You got your marching orders I got mine

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 124

Episode Title: Killer Instinct

 

Quotes

 

Mac: You know I don’t know what one woman sees in this man much less two.

(Bud looks surprised as she walks out)

Harm: engagement jitters.

Bud: Ah

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 125

Episode Title: Iron Coffin

 

Quotes

 

Renee: Mic in all the time that Harm and Mac spent together before they met you and me … did they ever…

Mic: Navy policy. Don’t ask don’t tell. You mean Harm never…

Renee: That’s on a need to know basis. I don’t have clearance.

Mic: And you’re afraid to ask.

Renee: Yeah.

Mic: Me too!

 

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Mac: All things being equal I thought I’d keep an eye on him.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 126

Episode Title: Retreat, Hell

 

Quotes

 

Bud: Brumby and Brumby?

Mic: I do the work of two men.

 

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Harm: Brumby and Brumby: 1-800-SUE-NAVY

Mac: It does not say 1-800-SUE-NAVY

 

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Bud to Harm: Sir, about that MRI...

 

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Mac: It's a gorgeous afternoon. Good weather for making love.

Harm: Well, you should know, sweet thing.

 

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Harm: Mac what are you doing here.

Mac: Well a girl can’t get enough of a good thing. I though that we could pick up where we left off last night. (She leans in to kiss him)

Harm: Mac.

Rene: Harm! Did you just call me Mac?!

Harm: No.

 

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Harm: I’m losing my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 127

Episode Title: Valor

 

Quotes

 

Bud to Mic: "I know that Harriet loves me but I also know that she kind of thinks I'm a bit of a doofus but
she never says it out loud...maybe once or twice, but she tries not to.

 

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A.J.:  The Colonel's marriage...

Harriet: Yes, Sir?

A.J.:  Did I miss the engagement party?

Harriet: No, Sir, there wasn't one. Except for the toast that you made in the conference room.

A.J.:  Oh, right, well isn't there normally one?

Harriet: Yes, Sir, and I'd be the one to throw it, but our apartment is way too small and there's crayon on the walls...

A.J.:  So have it somewhere else.

Harriet; Well, I didn't want to impose on anyone, Sir.

A.J.:  Nonsense. We're all a family here.

Harriet: Well, it's not too late, Sir.

A.J.:  Then let's do it.

Harriet: OK, Sir, I'll let everybody know. Thank you, Sir!

A.J.:  Thank you for what? ...Lieutenant

 

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Harriet: Bud tells me everything.

Renee: Isn't that kind of scary?

Harriet: No. Not most of the time... except...

Renee: What? Other women?

Harriet: Actually, it's men.

Renee: Men!? Bud?

Harriet: Space men. Bud is deeply involved in the search for intelligent life in the universe.

 

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Harriet: Is Harm giving you trouble?

Renee: Did I say that?

Harriet: Harm gives everybody trouble.

Renee: Look, I know that you and Harm are close...

Harriet: Close, if it hadn't been for Bud, Harm would've come after me a long time ago... NOT.

 

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Harriet: ...You're spontaneous and fun and he's...

Renee: Not?

 

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(Harriet and Renee are getting a little tipsy after drinking so much wine.)

Renee: What happens if Harm never wants to get...

Harriet: Married?

Renee: When did marriage become such a dirty word?

Harriet: I did it.

Renee: You did it.

Harriet: I did.

Renee: You did. Even Mac set a date. GOD, I pray every DAY Brumby doesn't get hit by a bus.

Harriet: That would be terrible!

Renee: Beyond terrible!

 

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(They are getting more and more tipsy!)

Renee: Love turns everyone into a sap!

Harriet: Oh, I don't know.  I think some people can carry it off with "diggity."

                                                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode No. 128

Episode Title: Liberty

 

Quote:

 

Bud: It’s an awful feeling knowing that someone you care about is looking at a prison sentence and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

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Bud: What bilge did the NAVY pump him out of?
Harm: Try to focus in the offer and not the man.

 

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Don (real JAG) about Mac: She defended a dog?

AJ (reel JAG): And won.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode No. 129

Episode Title: Salvation

 

Quote:

 

Mic: If I knew I was going to get presents I would have gotten married years ago.
Mac: Who would you have married?
Mic: I don't know. Depends on the presents.

 

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Mac: It's for Potpourri.
Mic: For what?
Mac: You put it in the bathroom and it smells good.
Mic: (Sniffs the empty earn) It smells like chalk.
Mac: The potpourri, silly.

 

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Bud: While I do what, sir?
AJ: Carry a briefcase that could kill half a million people. Someone will call you.

 

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Harriet: Where are you registered?"
Mac: Bloomingdale’s and combat gear on the web.
Harm: Bloomingdale’s and COMBAT GEAR ON THE WEB!

 

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Tiner: Perhaps they could invite someone over for dinner?
AJ: And a bath?

 

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Palmer: Well, if it isn't the father, the son, and the holier-than-thou attorney.

 

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Mac: You’re not that persuasive.
Harm: Well, it depends on the circumstances, really.

 

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AJ: It's like a paradox. If you were there with the briefcase you won't be needed. If you weren't there he'll need it so be there so he won't.
Bud: Yes, sir.
AJ: So don't lose it!
Bud: The paradox?
AJ: The briefcase.

 

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O'Rourke: We're always looking for a few good men, Commander, if you want to trade that uniform in for another.

 

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Sergeant Major Krohn to Clarke Palmer: It’s God who forgives. In your case he might make an exception.

 

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Mac: what did he say before he collapsed.

Harm: That he’d changed his life in part to me.

Mc: You’re not that persuasive.

 

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AJ: Some days I love this job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 130

Episode Title: To Walk on Wings

 

Quotes

 

A.J.: Lieutenant, your job is not to second guess a... what... twenty-five year old court martial? Your job is to make sure everything runs smoothly between this office and the Pentagon. And starting right now, you will dedicate one hundred percent of your time and effort to YOUR job. Is that understood?

Harriet: Yes, Sir.

A.J.: Good.

Harriet: Aye, aye, Sir.

A.J.: Lt.? Of course, if you want to pursue the inquiry on your own time...

Harriet: Thank you, Sir.

 

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A.J.:  Lt. what ever happened about that Latrelle case?

Harriet: It was a dead end, Sir. I guess I was wrong.

A.J.: Sorry to hear that, but taking the initiative like you did, it's good to see.

Harriet: Thank you, Sir. Maybe next time I'll get it right.

 

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Congresswoman Bobbi Latham: Little boys never really outgrow their toys.

 

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Amanda: In or out folks. AC is running!

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 132

Episode Title: Lifeline

 

Quotes

 

Harriet: This is a great party, Admiral.

A.J.: Yes, it is. I'm glad you talked me into having it, Harriet.

Bud: Harriet can con anybody into doing anything, Sir. Not that this party is a con, Sir. It's a great idea...

which I'm sure you would have come up with even if Harriet hadn't...

A.J.:   ...Conned me into it? ...I think that I'll have a glass of wine.

 

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Mac: Dropping chaff, Hammer. Nice diversionary tactic…

 

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Gunnys Date: Talk about gorgeous!.

Lauren Singer referring to Harm: You think? He really doesn't do much for me.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 134

Episode Title: Adrift part 1

 

Quotes

 

Harm:  If you need me there to make it work, maybe you should reconsider who you're marrying.

 

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Mac: Last time I did this I was eighteen and drunk.

AJ: Last time I did this I was twenty-four and sober ... same result.  We learn from our mistakes and move on.

Mac: Sir you never remarried.

AJ: I was talking about you not me... Good Lord don't use me as a barometer for anything!

 

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Harriet: I'm so happy for you. Aren't You happy for you?

Mac: Yeah, of course.

Harriet: It's just… you've been a little quiet lately.

 

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Skates: Is that why you're missing your best friend's wedding?

 

 

 

 

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