Season
6
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Episode No. 111 |
Episode Title: Legacy part 1 |
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Quote: Sergei: I would not lie to the son of Lieutenant
Harmon Rabb. |
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Episode No. 112 |
Episode Title: Legacy part 2 |
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Quote: Alexei the taxi driver: Nobody goes to Chechnya
unless they're crazy |
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Episode Number: 115 |
Episode Title: JAG TV |
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Quotes Mac
(watching herself on TV): I’ve died and gone to hell + + + Mac
to reporter: I would fault Ms Ressler for obscuring the truth and I would
fault myself for using trickery to reveal it. + + + Harriet: Ma'am I... that is to
say we...would like to talk to you. Mac:
Is everything OK? Harriet: Yes, Ma'am. It's
about Sarah. Mac: Who's
Sarah? Bud: Well,
technically you are, Ma'am. Sarah. So we decided to call our baby girl Sarah.
If that's OK with you, Colonel. Mac: I'd like that. |
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Episode No. 116 |
Episode Title: The Princess and the Petty Officer |
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Quote: Harm:
Sort of a fairytale in reverse. |
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Episode Number: 117 |
Episode Title: A Separate Peace part 1 |
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Quotes Harm:
Did you get any sleep last night? Bud:
Not much sir. Mac:
Lieutenant this is a direct order. You are to report to your residence.
Harriett needs yo and you need sleep. Bud:
Aye ma’am + + + RC
Coffin: You bring any beer? Mac:
I don’t drink. RCC:
That’s all well and good but I wasn’t thinking about you. + + + Ellis
Burk (to Harm): You do not record war crimes when you commit them. Only the
Nazis were that stupid. |
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Episode Number: 118 |
Episode Title: A Separate Peace part 2 |
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Quotes Harm:
Admiral you need to defend yourself! Boone:
Now that would be your job. + + + Admiral
Boone to Harm about Mac: I
underestimated her. She’d cut your
throat in a dark alley and not think about it. Harm:
She’d think about it then she’d cut your throat. + + + Harm
(to Bud): I don’t know what it’s like to loose a child, but I do know what it
is like to loose the woman you love, don’t let one cost you the other. + + + Harm:
Stuart, you're an idiot. + + + Harriet
(to Harm): I never got to hold Sarah ...her eyes were open. She looked right
at me, then they took her away. Harm, she died in the other room, without me
there. She was a person. I lived with her for nine months. She had a name. |
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Episode Number: 119 |
Episode Title: Family Secrets |
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Quotes Bud:
Don’t blame Gunny I twisted his arm. Mac:
Well I may break his leg. + + + Harm:
The Admiral has ordered me not to go to Chechnya Trish:
I must thank that man. + + + Mic:
I want you. Mac:
You have me. Mic:
Do I? |
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Episode Number: 120 |
Episode Title: Touch and Go |
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Quotes Harm:
Would have been nice having you around Kate:
Harm the last thing you need is a third female to complicate your life. Harm:
Where do you get three? Kate:
Rene Me and Mac Harm:
I’m not involved with Mac. + + + Kate (to Mac):
Computers are my specialty. Harm: Fastest
fingers in the Navy Kate: When did you
give up the title? + + + Harriet: Who cleared my desk? Gunny: I did ma’am Harriet: I'm back to full duty
now. Gunny: I'm aware of
that, Ma'am Harriet: Which means I'm capable
of organizing my own desk. Gunny: It won't happen
again, Ma'am. Welcome back. Harriet: Gunny, you know why
I'm back? Gunny: No. Ma'am. Harriet: ‘Cause I wanted to be
around people who care about me. Gunny: Yes, Ma'am. Harriet: Thank you. Gunny: Yes, Ma'am. + + + Kate (to Harm):
When they made you Commander they gave you a harem? + + + Bud to Harriet: She
makes my ears sweat (referring to a female marine who wants to go to OCS) |
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Episode No. 121 |
Episode Title: Baby, It’s Cold Outside |
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Quote: Harm: what does one usually
get a plaque for? Mac:
Good behavior, so its not something you should worry about. |
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Episode Number: 122 |
Episode Title: Collision Course |
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Quotes AJ:
Some of those reporters would make damn good Marines. + + + SECNAV
Nelson: You got your marching orders I got mine |
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Episode Number: 124 |
Episode Title: Killer Instinct |
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Quotes Mac:
You know I don’t know what one woman sees in this man much less two. (Bud
looks surprised as she walks out) Harm:
engagement jitters. Bud:
Ah |
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Episode Number: 125 |
Episode Title: Iron Coffin |
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Quotes Renee:
Mic in all the time that Harm and Mac spent together before they met you and
me … did they ever… Mic:
Navy policy. Don’t ask don’t tell. You mean Harm never… Renee:
That’s on a need to know basis. I don’t have clearance. Mic:
And you’re afraid to ask. Renee:
Yeah. Mic:
Me too! + + + Mac: All things being equal I
thought I’d keep an eye on him. |
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Episode Number: 126 |
Episode Title: Retreat, Hell |
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Quotes Bud:
Brumby and Brumby? Mic:
I do the work of two men. + + + Harm:
Brumby and Brumby: 1-800-SUE-NAVY Mac:
It does not say 1-800-SUE-NAVY + + + Bud
to Harm: Sir, about that MRI... + + + Mac:
It's a gorgeous afternoon. Good weather for making love. Harm:
Well, you should know, sweet thing. + + + Harm:
Mac what are you doing here. Mac:
Well a girl can’t get enough of a good thing. I though that we could pick up
where we left off last night. (She leans in to kiss him) Harm:
Mac. Rene:
Harm! Did you just call me Mac?! Harm:
No. + + + Harm:
I’m losing my mind. |
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Episode Number: 127 |
Episode Title: Valor |
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Quotes Bud
to Mic: "I know that Harriet loves me but I also know that she kind of
thinks I'm a bit of a doofus but + + + A.J.: The Colonel's marriage... Harriet: Yes, Sir? A.J.: Did I miss the engagement party? Harriet: No, Sir, there wasn't one. Except for the toast that
you made in the conference room. A.J.: Oh, right, well isn't there normally one? Harriet: Yes, Sir, and I'd be the one to throw it, but our apartment is way too small and there's crayon on the walls... A.J.: So have it somewhere else. Harriet; Well, I didn't want to impose on anyone, Sir. A.J.: Nonsense. We're all a family here. Harriet: Well, it's not too late, Sir. A.J.: Then let's do it. Harriet: OK, Sir, I'll let everybody know. Thank you, Sir! A.J.: Thank you for what? ...Lieutenant + + + Harriet: Bud tells me everything. Renee: Isn't that kind of scary? Harriet: No. Not most of the time... except... Renee: What? Other women? Harriet: Actually, it's men. Renee: Men!? Bud? Harriet: Space men. Bud is deeply involved in the search for
intelligent life in the universe. + + + Harriet: Is Harm giving you trouble? Renee: Did I say that? Harriet: Harm gives everybody trouble. Renee: Look, I know that you and Harm are close... Harriet: Close, if it hadn't been for Bud, Harm would've come
after me a long time ago... NOT. + + + Harriet: ...You're spontaneous and fun and he's... Renee: Not? + + + (Harriet and Renee are getting a little tipsy after drinking so
much wine.) Renee: What happens if Harm never wants to get... Harriet: Married? Renee: When did marriage become such a dirty word? Harriet: I did it. Renee: You did it. Harriet: I did. Renee: You did. Even Mac set a date. GOD, I pray every DAY
Brumby doesn't get hit by a bus. Harriet: That would be terrible! Renee: Beyond terrible! + + + (They are getting more and more tipsy!) Renee: Love turns everyone into a sap! Harriet: Oh, I don't know. I think some people can carry
it off with "diggity." |
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Episode No. 128 |
Episode Title: Liberty |
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Quote: Bud: It’s an awful feeling knowing that someone
you care about is looking at a prison sentence and there is nothing you can
do about it. + + + Bud: What bilge did the NAVY pump him out of? + + + Don (real JAG) about Mac: She defended a dog? AJ (reel JAG): And won. |
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Episode No. 129 |
Episode Title: Salvation |
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Quote: Mic: If I knew I was going to get presents I
would have gotten married years ago. + + +
+ + + Bud: While I do what, sir? + + + Harriet: Where are you registered?" + + + Tiner: Perhaps they could invite someone over for
dinner? + + + Palmer: Well, if it isn't the father, the son,
and the holier-than-thou attorney. + + + Mac: You’re not that persuasive. + + + AJ: It's like a paradox. If you were there with
the briefcase you won't be needed. If you weren't there he'll need it so be
there so he won't. + + + O'Rourke: We're always looking for a few good
men, Commander, if you want to trade that uniform in for another. + + + Sergeant Major Krohn to Clarke Palmer: It’s God
who forgives. In your case he might make an exception. + + + Mac: what did he say before he collapsed. Harm: That he’d changed his life in part to me. Mc: You’re not that persuasive. + + + AJ: Some days I love this job. |
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Episode Number: 130 |
Episode Title: To Walk on Wings |
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Quotes A.J.:
Lieutenant, your job is not to second guess a... what... twenty-five year old
court martial? Your job is to make sure everything runs smoothly between this
office and the Pentagon. And starting right now, you will dedicate one
hundred percent of your time and effort to YOUR job. Is that understood? Harriet: Yes, Sir. A.J.: Good. Harriet: Aye, aye, Sir. A.J.: Lt.? Of course, if you
want to pursue the inquiry on your own time... Harriet: Thank you, Sir. + + + A.J.: Lt. what ever
happened about that Latrelle case? Harriet: It was a dead end,
Sir. I guess I was wrong. A.J.: Sorry to hear that, but
taking the initiative like you did, it's good to see. Harriet: Thank you, Sir. Maybe
next time I'll get it right. + + + Congresswoman
Bobbi Latham: Little boys never really outgrow their toys. + + + Amanda:
In or out folks. AC is running! |
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Episode Number: 132 |
Episode Title: Lifeline |
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Quotes Harriet: This is a great
party, Admiral. A.J.: Yes, it is. I'm glad you
talked me into having it, Harriet. Bud: Harriet can con
anybody into doing anything, Sir. Not that this party is a con, Sir. It's a
great idea... which I'm sure you would have
come up with even if Harriet hadn't... A.J.: ...Conned me
into it? ...I think that I'll have a glass of wine. + + + Mac: Dropping chaff, Hammer.
Nice diversionary tactic… + + + Gunnys Date: Talk about gorgeous!. Lauren Singer referring to Harm: You think? He really doesn't do much for me. |
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Episode Number: 134 |
Episode Title: Adrift part 1 |
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Quotes Harm:
If you need me there to make it work, maybe you should reconsider who you're
marrying. + + + Mac:
Last time I did this I was eighteen and drunk. AJ:
Last time I did this I was twenty-four and sober ... same result. We learn from our mistakes and move on. Mac:
Sir you never remarried. AJ: I
was talking about you not me... Good Lord don't use me as a barometer for
anything! + + + Harriet: I'm so happy for you.
Aren't You happy for you? Mac: Yeah, of course. Harriet: It's just… you've been a little quiet lately. + + + Skates: Is that why you're missing your best
friend's wedding? |
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