Season
5
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Episode Number: 86 |
Episode Title: King of the Greenie Board |
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Quotes Bud: He'd be an even better guy if he slept once
in a while, didn't wail so much, and stopped puking all over Daddy's dress
whites. Mic: Maybe he's the next Mick Jagger Mac: Hey is that a new recruit? Harriet: Oh, Colonel congratulations on your
promotion. Want to hold him? Mac: Hey, sailor. You must be why girls go for a
guy in uniform. Harriet: I'm sorry I missed your *wetting down*,
but AJ was sick. Mac: That's okay, motherhood comes first. AJ: Lieutenant Sims, where's the command
inspection file? Tiner, who's an idiot, seems to have lost it. AJ at Baby AJ: Good to see someone is squared
away. + + + AJ to Bud: I wish we could clone Harriet. This
place is going to hell. + + + Mic: So, you wouldn't care to have a wager on the
outcome of Winroe's case, would you? Mac: Let me guess... loser buys dinner? Mic: Great minds think alike. Mac: Not if you think we're gonna call it a date. + + + Bud: Makes you think of Harm, doesn't it,
Admiral? AJ: I don't think of him much, Bud. + + + Mic: Cheer up, Mic... it's almost over. Look in
there- see that guy? My final witness, Gunnery Sargeant Galindez, the
Marine's own expert on the Brimstone 2000; I'll prep him, put him on the
stand, and win. So, how's Callisto sound for that dinner you're going to owe
me? Mic: Pricey. Mac: Perfect ... + + + Mac to Gunny: What was it, something about my
shifty eyes, or you just don't like officers in general? + + + AJ: Sargeant Galindez it says here you were a
boxer. Gunny: Closer inspection of my nose would confirm
that, sir. AJ: Is your nose any indication on how you did? Gunny: I held my own sir. Especially when I was
fighting SEALS." AJ: At ease, Gunny. Well I can think of one who
might give you some trouble. Mac: Ahh... now that you've discovered a common
interest, sir, I was hoping that you'd be intrigued by the breadth of the
Gunnery Sargeant's experience... + + + AJ: Well, if you're going to be the Gunny here,
you're going to have to deal with a lot of Navy personnel. Gunny: If I'm going to be the Gunny here,
admiral, they're going to have to deal with me. |
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Episode Number: 87 |
Episode Title: Rules of Engagement |
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Quotes Mac:
What never been tail hooked before? Mic:
My mother said was a sin before marriage. + + + Harm
to Mac: I'm no longer with the JAG corp. I'm an aviator. |
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Episode Number: 88 |
Episode Title: True Callings |
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Quotes Harm: There's a woman getting off the Cod. Skates: There's a woman on your plane if you
haven't noticed. |
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Episode Number: 89 |
Episode Title: The Return |
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Quotes AJ: This is rapidly approaching a spectacle. I
don't like spectacles. |
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Episode Number: 90 |
Episode Title: Front and Center |
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Quotes Harm to Bud: It surprised the hell out of me too |
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Episode Number: 91 |
Episode Title: Psychic Warrior |
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Quotes Admiral Lindsenmeyer: If you're too open-minded
your brains will fall out!. |
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Episode Number: 92 |
Episode Title: Rogue |
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Quotes Jack Raglan: I'll tell you what? You persuade
Osama Bin Laden to lay off my combatants and I will too. |
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Episode Number: 93 |
Episode Title: The Colonel's Wife |
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Quotes Mac: Interesting investigative technique,
Sherlock. |
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Episode Number: 94 |
Episode Title: Contemptuous Words |
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Quotes Harm:
Is this your idea of relaxation? ... Maybe I should take up stamp
collecting? |
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Episode Number: 95 |
Episode Title: Mishap |
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Quotes AJ to Harm (regarding another complaint about
Harm): I'll file it with all the others |
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Episode Number: 96 |
Episode Title: Ghosts of Christmas Past |
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Quotes Rabb Sr. to Jenny Lake: Were you really going to
jump? |
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Episode Number: 97 |
Episode Title: Into the Breech |
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Quotes AJ: You two have seen enough investigations to
know not all loose ends are tied up in neat pretty bows. |
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Episode Number: 98 |
Episode Title: Life or Death |
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Quotes At Mc
Murphy’s. The farewell party when Brumby goes back to Australia, + + + Harm to Bud (as he spies Renee): I'm not here. |
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Episode Number: 99 |
Episode Title: Cabin Pressure |
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Quotes AJ:
Glad you agree. Mac:
Don’t mention it sir. AJ: I
won’t and incidentally if you do… to anyone I’ll be on your six faster that a
ground to air missile. Mac:
Understood sir + + + AJ: Be happy I'm not popping out of the damned
cake. |
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Episode Number: 100 |
Episode Title: Boomerang pt 1 |
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Quotes Bud: Gunny, it's
wild down here. I haven't seen so many naked breasts since, since... (Thinks
he is talking to the Gunny on
the phone. But… it's Harriet.) Harriet: Since
WHEN, Bud?! Bud: (to Harm)
You didn't tell me Harriet was on the phone! Harm: Well I didn't know you were gonna talk about breasts, Sorry. |
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Episode Number: 102 |
Episode Title: People vs Gunny |
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Quotes Lieutenant Aldridge: What's with Tiner's shiner? Gunny: You’ll have to ask him sir. |
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Episode Number: 103 |
Episode Title: The Bridge at Kang So Ri |
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Quotes Mac
posing as a stewardess: Coffee? Tea? Strategy? + + + Mac
(about Renee): Which one of us would you protect? Harm:
Well you stepped forward so I guess we’ll never know. + + + Harm (regarding the Boeing 707): Sure, I can land
this thing...This baby has got all the moves of a whale. + + + After
forced landing of airliner by Harm Mac:
Next time I take the boat! |
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Episode Number: 104 |
Episode Title: Promises |
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Quotes AJ:
If I’m not mistaken Commander the only thing those women have in common is
you. |
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Episode Number: 106 |
Episode Title: The Witches of Gulfport |
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Quotes Bud:
You jumped over a bonfire naked ma’am? Mac:
Taking my track and field coach with me all the way. + + + Harm (referring to the
Humvee): I didn't know you drove that kind of thing. Mac: What did you expect? Harm: Bud...? Bud:
A broomstick, sir? |
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Episode Number: 110 |
Episode Title: Surface Warfare |
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Quotes Harriet: This dress makes me
look fat! Bud: Honey, you're
pregnant, you're supposed to look fat. Harriet: How fat am I supposed to look, Bud? Like a station wagon, a blimp, Mt. Washington, what? |
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