Season 3

 

 

Episode Number: 40

Episode Title: The Good of the Service

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Spying on us already, Ensign Sims?

Bud: Oh Sir, I gave the Ensign permission to borrow some files that the IG requested.

Harm: You really are spying.

Harriet: Just because I'm working for the Inspector General does not mean I'm always inspecting.

Bud: The Commander is teasing... Aren't you, Sir?

Harm: Welcome aboard Harriet. Congratulations on your new position.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 43

Episode Title: Vanished

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Is that where Dalton Lowne comes in
Mac: Are you kidding? Have you SEEN the size of that man's FEET???
Harm pales, then turns slightly green.
Mac nods and laughs....

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 46

Episode Title: Impact

 

Quotes

 

Harriet: It's like I'm dating a knight in shining armor.

Mac:     Oh and that's a bad thing?

Harriet: You ever tried to make love to a man wearing armor?

Mac:     Does football equipment count?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 47

Episode Title: People vs Rabb

 

Quotes

 

Bud to AJ: My loose lips will sink no ships.

 

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Harm to Webb: I don’t know if to thank you or ram your teeth down your throat.

 

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Mac: Sir, I realize that my leaving was abrupt. I meant no disrespect to you or to JAG. It's just that I felt like I had to take advantage of this opportunity. But me leaving was a mistake. I feel that I still have something to offer this office, so, with your permission; I'd like to resume my duties.

 

AJ: Major, how do I know that you won't feel like spreading your wings again next week?

 

Harm: What Mac is saying sir is that coming back to JAG is not a fall back position.

Mac: I could make a lengthy argument about why you should take me back, but the simple truth is that JAG is where I belong. If I ever thought of leaving again, you could…"

Harm: Sir, if she ever tried to leave again, I will personally keyhole her…"

AJ: Commander, if I were you, I'd stop helping. If it were not for her top-level intervention you’d be back in your cell facing charges for brig break!

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 48

Episode Title: Defenseless

 

Quotes

 

Mac: Sir, when we leave this building tonight we'll do it in very different ways. You'll get in your car and drive off. I'll walk out and pay attention to shadows and dark corners. The keys will be in my hand for quick access to my car and in case I need them as a weapon. I don't give it a second thought because it's standard operating procedure every time I leave every building. Women's intuition isn't a joke; it's a matter of survival.

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Mac: Since when does a woman have to be crazy to shoot a man?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 49

Episode Title: Someone to Watch Over Annie

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Sir maybe I could help with whatever it is between you and the Colonel.

AJ: Are you out of your mind?

Harm: Yes sir, I must be.

 

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Mac: I hate it when people look at my boots

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 52

Episode Title: Yesterday’s Heroes

 

Quotes

 

Bud to Harriet: I fell in love with a cute Ensign who made me feel I could do anything.

 

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Bud to Mac: Would you like to ride in a Jag with a JAG, ma'am?

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 57

Episode Title: Imposter

 

Quotes

 

Admiral: How are the wedding plans coming?

Harriet: In a word, horrible, I don't think I can pull this off.

Admiral: Sure you can, you just need to stop thinking like a bride and start thinking as an Ensign.

Harriet: Sir?

Admiral: Well don't treat it like some elaborate wedding, tack it as if it were a precision military operation.

Look, seating arrangements, right? No, battlefield plans. Wedding table, base of operations. Friends of the

Bride? Allies. Uncle Larry, Aunt Grace....

Harriet: Enemies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 59

Episode Title: Clipped Wings

 

Quotes

 

Harm: Doesn't anything scare you?

Bobbi: A one-on-one in the Oval Office.

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 60

Episode Title: Wedding Bell Blues

 

Quotes

 

Harriet: Sir, if you ever get tired of the Navy, you can make a fortune as a wedding planner.

Admiral: Don't spread that around. I'd hate to have to kill you

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode Number: 61

Episode Title: To Russia With Love

Quotes

 

Harm: Well at least you’re honest.

Alexi: Unless you pay me to be dishonest.

 

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Mark (about Harm): He’s special to you.

Mac: Yes but not in the way you think. He’s the best partner I’ve had or will ever have. He respects me and the feeling is mutual.

 

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POSOLSKAYA HOTEL, MOSCOW

 

Harm: My friend needs a room too.

Clerk (rudely eyeing Mac): Does your 'friend' have a reservation?

Mac: No. Is that a problem?

Clerk: Problem, yes. We have no vacancies.

Harm and Mac look at each other.

Mac: I suppose we could share.

Clerk: You share room… pay double. (To other clerk; if he can afford this bimbo, he can afford double.)

Mac: (Excuse me, but I'm no whore) The Russian clerks react. As Harm and Mac walk away, Harm flips through the translation book.

Mac: It's not in the book.

 

Hotel Room

 

Mac: I'll flip you for the bed.

Harm: No, you take it, I'll take the ...chair...I'll go wait in the bathroom while you change into your pajamas

Mac: What pajamas?

 

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Hotel Room

 

There's a knock at the door. Harm opens it. He sticks his head out and looks around. He sees no one. Then he looks down.  There's a package, wrapped with paper and string.  He picks up the package and is immediately repulsed by the smell. He holds the package at arm's length as he quickly finds a place to set it down.

 

Mac (sniffs): God, what is that?

Harm: Maybe it's a gift from your friend in the lobby.

Mac: You're not going to open it, are you?

Harm carefully slits the string with his pocketknife. He pulls out a rancid fish wrapped in old Russian newspaper.

Mac: A warning? Rabb sleeps with the herrings?

Harm finds another parcel, wrapped securely in airtight plastic. He opens it and finds a Colt 9 mm semi-automatic with spare clips. There's a note with it. Harms hands the weapon to Mac to check out as he reads the note.

Harm (reading): "For God's sake, don't shoot anyone!" (He gets it) Webb.

Mac: Why the fish?

Harm: Would you steal something that smelled like this?

Harm closely scrutinizes the clips.

Mac: What are you doing?

Harm: Last time Webb handed me a weapon, he put a transmitter in it.

Mac laughs. Harm slaps the clip into grip and chambers a round. Snaps on the safety and hands it to Mac.

Harm: Keep it under you pillow.

 

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Hotel Room

 

Mac is in bed. Staring across the room at Harm. In the light filtering through the window from the street. Harm is lying back in the chair staring at the laminated photo of him and his Dad. Something catches his eye beyond the picture.  A shadow breaks the light seeping beneath the door.

 

Harm: (whispered) Mac. . . .She already has the Colt automatic in her hand.

Mac (whispered): Got it.

Harm slips out of the chair and eases across the room to the door. Mac sits up in bed and covers the door with her weapon.

 

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Hotel Room – Dawn

 

Mac is sitting in bed, knees up and blanket to her chin, studying Harm in his sleep.  Harm slowly wakes. He blinks, disoriented until he sees Mac. He gives her a small smile.

 

Harm: Morning.

Mac: Morning. Aren't you cold? I'm, freezing.

Harm: A little. What time is it?

Mac: East Cost, Zulu, or Moscow?

Harm: Moscow

Mac (without looking) Zero Five Twenty-Five

Harm: Doesn't jet lag even throw off that internal clock of yours?

Mac: Nope. Although Daylight Savings makes me think twice.

 

There's a knock at the door. Mac tosses the blanket. She's fully dressed and ready to go . . . especially with Colt in hand.

 

 

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