Episode Number: 23

Episode Title: We The People

Quotes

AJ: Don't get too close.  You'll be working together.

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Mac: Commander Rabb! – You sandbagged me with that ricocheting bullets line.

Harm: I'm just doing my job. (He put his hand on Mac's arm.) I'll buy you lunch.
Mac: Buy me lunch'?  You make a fool out of me in there but out here we're still supposed to be friends?
Harm: Yes.
Mac: No. Maybe you can turn it on and off like a bilge switch. (She looked at Bud whose eyebrows rose.) But I can't.

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Harm: Colonel O'Hara is your uncle and you didn't tell me?
Mac: I thought you knew and were playing it cagey.

Harm: I'm not that devious, Mac.

Mac: Yeah, well, somebody is...I got pulled off a double murder case to work
this investigation and I doubt it was because of my vast knowledge of mail
hold-ups in Arizona."
Harm: Well, it wasn't the admiral. He shoots straight form the shoulder. Webb, on
the other hand, is probably devious taking a leak.

Episode Number: 26

Episode Title: Heroes

Quotes

Harm to Mac (on her burger): Well, you have all the major food groups here. Starch, grease, dead animal, and, uh, ketchup.

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Mac: Peace offering?

Harm: Beltway Burgers? I don't think so!

Mac: No, that's for me. I got you a couscous, grilled shrimp and arugula salad.

Harm: I accept.

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Harm: So, we're back to normal, are we?

Mac: Yeah, I guess we are. Until the next time we face off in court, that is.

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Harm: Well, I thought it was pretty funny when you ducked under the table.
Mac: I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines don't duck.
Harm: What do Marines do?
Mac: They take cover, but they never duck.

Episode Number: 30

Episode Title: Full Engagement

Quotes

Harm: Quit your whining. You've got ten percent more body fat then I do.

Mac: Are you calling me fat, stick boy?

Episode Number: 31

Episode Title: Washington Holiday

Quotes

Harm: Pigeons

Webb: Pigeons?

Harm: Pigeons... it's mating season. Sex is a full-contact sport if you are a pigeon.

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Mac: I know this is like dancing with your sister Harm, but you could at least pretend you're having a good time. 

Harm: I don't think of you as a sister, Mac.

Mac: You don’t?

Episode Number: 32

Episode Title: The Game of Go

Quotes

Mac: You know what they say about dress whites and gold wings?

Harm: Yeah?

Mac: Greatly overestimated.

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Harm: Taking the blame Webb?

Webb: If I hadn't involved the Marines my ass couldn't be hanging over a very large chasm.  No offence Major

Mac: None taken. I hang a lot of Asses in my profession

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Mac (about Webb): He can’t do it.

Harm: Give him time.

Mac: He only has forty-six minutes.

Harm: How’d you do that?

Mac: It’s a Marine thing.

Episode Number: 35

Episode Title: Code Blue

Quotes

Scene: Curtain closes. Camera switches to other side of it. Harm opens cap on urinal and looks inside. Mac quickly opens the curtain from the other side

M: How you feeling Sailor?

H: Like I was hit by a car. They want to keep me in over night so can you get a 24-hour recess on the Merrin case?

M: Bud's already working on it.

H: Good

M: I was really worried Harm, no one was telling me anything

H: It's looks a lot worse then it is. I've had harder carrier landings.

M: Any way, I never thanked you for pushing me out of the way.

H: Hey, it's nothing you wouldn't of done. Of course if you were a little faster...

M: Some of us are built for speed...others for comfort...Nonetheless I owe you so if there's anything you need...

H: I'm really hungry, can you get me something from the hospital cafeteria?

M: You're braver than I thought.

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Doctor: Your girlfriend's outside.

Harm: She's not my girlfriend she's my partner

Episode Number: 37

Episode Title: Rendezvous

Quotes

Harriet: Can I ask you a question, sir?

Harm:   Sure, fire away.

Harriet: Lieutenant Roberts.... Bud...um.... Why are men such jerks!? Oh I am so sorry, sir......That just

popped right out of my mouth----I am sorry!

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Bud (to Harriett): defending western civilization makes people horney.

Episode Number: 36

Episode Title: Cowboys and Cossacks

Quotes

Harm: How’s the coffee Bud?

Bud: I think it’s left over from Chernobyl sir.

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Mac (refereeing to the Russian Captain going down with is ship): That surprised me.

Harm: Some men value their enemies more than their friends.

Mac: Including you?

Harm: Need you ask?