Season 1
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Episode No. 1 |
Episode Title: JAG: A New Life pt.1 |
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Quote: Kate:
Those wings look good on you. (points to the gold wings on the uniform) + + + CAG:
She still married to that used car salesman? Harm:
yes sir. + + + Kate:
I thought that you said that your mother was married to Senior VP at
Chrysler. Harm:
She is. |
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Episode No. 3 |
Episode Title: JAG: Shadow |
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Quote: Harm is leaning over Meg's shoulder Meg:
Don't you have something to do sir? Harm:
I'm doing it. Meg:
By bugging me? Harm:
I'm lending moral support. |
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Episode No. 4 |
Episode Title: Desert Son |
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Quote: Harm:
There's no way your guy... Meg:
How do you know it’s a man? Harm:
...could possibly restore something on that tape that was never there. Meg:
And who said anything about restoring? There are more things in the heavens
and the earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Especially in
the heavens. + + + Meg:
I'll need to borrow the humvee for an hour, sir. Harm:
What's up? Meg:
I think I have a way to restore what was on that tape. Harm:
When I suggested sending the tape to Kate, you said it couldn't be done. Meg:
I know, sir. And Lt. Pike couldn't have done it. Harm:
But you can? Meg:
I think so. Harm:
How? Meg:
I'll have to plead article five of the officer's code of conduct, sir. Harm:
Name, rank, serial number, and date of birth? Meg:
It's the closest thing to a "I can't tell you how I'm gonna do it"
article, sir. + + + Ollie:
Hi Meg. Meg:
Do you have it? (Ollie hands her a
tape) Thanks. (Kisses him on the
cheek) Ollie:
(motioning to Harm who is waiting in a humvee, further down the road) Who's
that? Meg:
That's my partner. Ollie:
He's gonna think I'm a boyfriend. Meg:
That's the idea! |
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Episode No. 5 |
Episode Title: Brig Break |
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Quote: Kate
(referring to Harm): The Lieutenant been giving you any trouble? Meg:
Nothing I can't handle. |
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Episode No. 6 |
Episode Title: JAG: Déjà vu |
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Quote: Meg:
Sorry I broke up the party. ~ Harm:
We were just talking. ~ Meg:
Harm, you and I are just talking. You and she were tangoing across the dance
floor, half naked, one foot in the nearest bedroom. ~ Harm:
You got all that form a 'Pleasure to meet you Lieutenant' + + + Meg:
(on the phone with Harm) I'm on my way to meet Det. Axelrod. Harm:
Using your human approach? Meg:
That's right. Harm:
Meaning you're wearing a dress. Meg:
Look, don't think you know me that well, because you don't. I'll be so subtle
that by the time I work my way round to asking for the file he'll barely
notice. Harm:
Is it a red dress? Meg:
*wearing a red dress* No! How's my car? Harm:
Fine. Better yet, no one at the embassy recognized it. Meg:
Look, I just made my first payment, so don't... Harm:
I'll be careful. ~ Meg: Good Luck Harm. Harm:
Aren't you the one who's getting lucky tonight? Meg:
Over and Out. *ends the call and dumps the phone onto her bed.* *both grin* |
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Episode No. 7 |
Episode Title: Pilot Error |
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Quote: McKee:
Do you find Lt Rabb attractive? Meg:
Uh, Yeah. McKee:
You work together, see him off duty occasionally? Meg:
Uh Yeah. McKee:
Do you sleep with him? Meg:
*obviously slightly embarrassed* Hey, I'm asking the questions. McKee:
Fair's fair Lieutenant ... Let me put it this way, do you think you'd sleep
with him? Meg:
Anything's a possibility. |
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Episode No. 9 |
Episode Title: Scimitar |
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Quote: Harm:
And Lt Austin? Lt
Dumai: Women are not permitted in Al Matahal. Harm
(to Meg): Sorry Meg:
The hell you are ... Sir. + + + Harm:
I can't protect you. Meg:
I'm an officer in the United States NAVY - I'll protect myself. Harm:
The Colonel thinks date rape is an accepted social practice... Meg:
I've been handling Texas cowboys since I was fifteen, I'll handle Colonel
Barzan. Besides it's Corporal Anderson's only chance and you know it. Harm:
I can't let you do it. Meg:
I can. Harm:
Lieutenant... Meg:
Don't give me an order I won't obey, Sir. + + + Meg:
Are you comparing me to a prostitute Corporal? Corporal
Anderson: Uh ... no Ma'am, I didn't say that. Harm:
I was ... and I meant you were spunky - like her. Meg:
Spunky doesn't cut it, Sir. Harm:
How 'bout pretty? |
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Episode No. 11 |
Episode Title: JAG: Sightings |
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Quote: Harm: I'm not sure how to write this one up,
Lieutenant. |
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Episode No. 12 |
Episode Title: JAG: The Brotherhood |
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Quote: Harm to Meg: You know, if you date one pilot ... |
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Episode No. 14 |
Episode Title: Smoked |
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Quote: Harm
(introducing his pal): Lt. Cmdr Jack Keeter, my roommate at the academy and
the second best naval aviator I know. Meg:
The CAG being the first, Sir? + + + Krennick: I'll eat his liver! |
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Episode No. 15 |
Episode Title: JAG: Hemlock |
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Quote: Krennick: You haven't slept in two days. + + + Computer Hacker to Krennick: Er, are those real
or did you buy them. |
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Episode No. 16 |
Episode Title: High Ground |
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Quote: Harm:
You still don’t remember him do you? Gunny:
Gunny don’t tell a two star he don’t remember him. + + + Meg:
Big plans for the weekend ma’am? Krennick:
Not any more. |
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Episode No. 18 |
Episode Title: Survivors |
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Quote: Trevor:
Do you know what to do if a bear attacks you? Captain
Bradley: Climb a tree? Meg:
Get in your car & drive? Trevor:
Play dead. The bear won't eat you if he thinks you're dead. Meg:
I think I'd have a better chance in my Mustang. Captain
Bradley: Or my tree. + + + Harm - "... the video ... you did get the
video, didn't you, Lieutenant? |
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Episode No. 19 |
Episode Title: JAG: Recovery |
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Quote: Meg:
Do you fly like that every time you go up Sir or were you just showing off? Harm:
Your first time supersonic Lieutenant? Meg:
No sir, just my first time with a lawyer.
Harm:
How do I rate? Meg:
Could have done without that snaphold. Harm:
I had to leave an impression. Meg:
You could've used a little more of runway. Harm:
You wanna long roll-out, fly the Air Force. Meg:
Uh careful, we're in their territory. Harm:
There are a lot of friendlies around here Meg, the Space Program likes NAVY
pilots, we make their best astronauts. Meg:
Right, I think I read that somewhere in Kepler's laws of planetary motion. Harm:
Hey all I need to say is that the first American in outer space was not an
Air Force jock, they've put up a man who knew how to make his traps. Meg:
Then why was the first man in orbit a Marine? |
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Episode No. 21 |
Episode Title: JAG: Ares |
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Quote: Kate: Why are you so curious? Harm: It's my nature |
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Episode No. 22 |
Episode Title: Skeleton Crew |
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Quote: Lt.
Lamb: You think she was being paranoid? Meg:
No. Agent
Turkee: And why is that Lieutenant? Meg:
Because she was murdered. + + + Admiral: you are very devious Alison… Krennick: Thank you Admiral Admiral: And you sat in my chair… |
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