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| Crazy-Ass Quotes | |||||||||||||||||||
| Well kids, I got rid of the . . .of the Week page and I've now taken to collecting some quotes which I find amusing. Please read, giggle, and share with your friends while giving due credit. | |||||||||||||||||||
| "Jesus Brand Water: The Immaculate Refreshment." My friend Marcy and I came up with this one after we saw the "1-800-Jesus2001" commercial on tv. Now we've decided to market our own Jesus water. We'll be rolling in the money. |
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| "Mr. Speaker, this bill is phony with a capital F!" -an un-named congressman during a heated debate. |
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| "I don't have masterbating accidents. My masterbating is well timed and well executed. Daily." -Mikey |
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| "Be proud of your flounders and falter with pride Fail without shame 'cause you never tried." -The Vandals "Failure is the Best Revenge" |
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| "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential." -doctor's note on the chart of a patient who died |
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| "NOTICE: Ramganga River is inhabited by crocodiles. Swimming is prohibited. Survivors will be prosecuted." -sign in Corbett National Park, Uttar Pradesh, India |
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| "I'm not grumpy. . .I'm big boned!" -Mitchell |
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