| Alternative Christmas Carols |
| If your sick of the same boring christmas carols, then try out these wonderful ditty's created by my friends. And of course, if you think you can come up with some better versions - email them to me at [email protected] |
| Townie Wonderland (to the tune of winder wonderland) Your boyfriends 8 years older And he drives a vauxhall nova Teenage mother,yellow puffa Walking in a townie wonderland Sovergin ring on your finger And your all a bunch of mingers Nose full of wizz, stomach of jizz Walking in a townie wonderland. |
| We three Townies of Fakenham are. (all pretty townie-themed, as u can see) We 3 townies of Fakenham are 2 in the back of a vauxhall nova 1 on a scooter, beeping his hooter reading the daily star Oh, townie of wonder, townie of light Wearing thongs at such a hight Condom splitting, girlfriend spitting All in the back of an alley at night |
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