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| When 3 Girls Got Bored On A Bus Journey... | |||||||||||||
| Written by Rhianne Moore, Helen Hawkes and my own fair self on a long bus journey home from a psychology trip... (and no doubt freud would have plenty to say about it) | |||||||||||||
| Kermit waxed Gonzos eyebrows whilst Miss Piggy watched a porn movie. She was angry because she had not got any, even watching Kermit causing Gonzo pain caused her frustration. Slowly, she stripped the wallpaper off select areas of the room. Gonzo watched in awe, Kermit seemed shocked yet excited too.... began stripping himself. But the wallpaper was was too stiff and would not shift, however hard he pulled. Looking out of the wondow Miss Piggy realised the pidgeons were exploding and spontaneous spawning evil clones which then ate apples. Shocked, she lept from the window-sill and began screaming abuse at the evil pidgeons, then at kung-fu mouse, friend of hong kong puey. | |||||||||||||
| By this time Kermit had taken gonzo's eyebrows off completely and Gonzo looked silly. In revenge he rushed off to get more wax and some tweezers. Kermit grabbed his trousers, tore them off anf threw them out of the window. They landed on miss Piggy's head. The pidgeons then ate kung-fu mous and died. Gonzo returned with wax in abundance and some tweezers, Kermit fainted from the erotic pleasure of seeing Miss Piggy. Gonzo took advantage of his condition and waxed his ******* <Jenny left open to interpretation.....>, Miss Piggy was so turned on by hs nakedness she pulled off her bra and wig, she then straddled Kermit who woke and screamed, Miss Piggy stroked his shaven parts and kissed Gonzos eyebrows. Gonzo had an accident because he spilt his wax. The sticky was coated Miss Piggy's entire body sealing Kermit close to her heaving bosom but preventing any further unlucky spills, except one. | |||||||||||||
| Suddenly Animal stormed in drawn by desire, Gonzo lept on the sofa an joined in the general stickyness that was going on. The wax began to melt and Animal joined the sticky pile of melting goo which encased the muppets for ever! | |||||||||||||
| LOL!! That was fun, shuld go on pointless bus journeys with an irrataing Melissa more often eh? | |||||||||||||
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