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| The Lore Of The Blue Goddess By Rhianne Moore | |||||||||||||||
| At first there was nothing, then there was the Pink Goddess, clad in lycra and the cheap pink plastacine world he created, then came along the other goddesses. For a long long time there was nothing new, not even the children of Alan and Laura had anything exciting to say. The Pink Goddess gleamed in his lycra, the Orange Goddess glistened, the Red Goddess glowed and the Black Goddess gloomed! (Sorry Rory) | |||||||||||||||
| Then for no good reason, against the works of fate and destiny combined, a being came into existence, in the usual way (ask your mother!) a beautiful human child. | |||||||||||||||
| This child had no destiny and although she was definitely different from other children she was cherished by those she loved and she blessed the lives of those she befriended. She grew intelligent as she matured, yet intelligence doesn't help everyone, especially those with no fate. For no other reason then the fact that she wanted to, the child went for a swim in a gorgeously clear lake near to where she lived, she dipped her toe slightly into the crystalline water, gasping at the cold. Then she dived in. | |||||||||||||||
| As proposed, this girl was different, she swam deep with no fear of drowning, observing the scenery, marveling at its beauty. For how long she was down there, nobody knew for sure, yet after time the child, no longer a child but a grown woman emerged from the crystalline water, her body perfect, her personality divine. Within her arms she carried what she called an object of wealth, joy but most importantly understanding. It was a sacred pink marshmallow (sorry Jo!!) created by the Pink Goddess himself but discarded as useless to the depths of an unknown lake hidden from men, especially Alan who would only eat it! Following her along the ground was The Sponge, rather like the honorable Sponge Bob Square-Pants, her special friend and only follower. | |||||||||||||||
| The Pink Goddess heard of the finding of a sacred object and rushed to the meet the young women who cared for it. However on presentation he was grossly disappointed. | |||||||||||||||
| "I have traveled far in my knackered old Skoda, ruined a pair of my infamous lycra joggings and broke a nail trying to change gear for this?" He demanded shrilly obviously furious. | |||||||||||||||
| "It has not been wasted Oh-Pink-Un" The woman smiled "This marshmallow is mine and reflects the nature of my understanding and want to help! I can help you, help others!!" | |||||||||||||||
| Taking a step back, narrowly avoiding The Sponge The Pink Goddess laughed hysterically, then pulled out a vibrating phone from his pocket, then he pulled himself together and stared intently at the young woman. He soon became deeply disturbed by her lack of destiny, so being all powerful and pink, wearing only tight lycra he decided to intervene. | |||||||||||||||
| "Ok Darlin'," he purred "Here's a destiny for you, then you can help others, only if you do it forever though, and become burdened with the responsibility of being a Goddess." He looked her up and down, scarily suggestively, then tugged slightly on his joggins and said "The Blue Goddess I reckon, it'll match your, um, attributes!!" He then pulled out a bag marked 'destiny' and pulled out a cookie, offering it too her. "Now, Oh-Blue-Un" He said "eat this and go help others, but don't interfere with the direct line of Alan, watching his family is my only form of entertainment these days!" | |||||||||||||||
| He then laughed hysterically again, once more pulling out his phone, looking sheepish, then he disappeared in a poof of smoke. | |||||||||||||||
| The Blue Goddess smiled serenely, then ate the marshmallow, knowing it was actually completely useless. Then she picked up The Sponge and started her journey to help others, according to the wisdom and guidance of the mermaids she had encountered on her journeys underwater. | |||||||||||||||
| She had been a problem to the world, a fateless child is dangerous, especially if they grow into a woman! (Due to PMT and Stomach cramps, which by the way Goddesses don't have! {Like that Helen?} ) However now she had a purpose, other then being beautiful! Here ends The Lore Of The Blue Goddess, when you need her help just call or email at [email protected] (don't, I don't think the link actually works - Helen) | |||||||||||||||
| Thank you for everyone who actually read this all the way through, you brave things. As for you who didn't BEWARE THE SPONGE!!! | |||||||||||||||