| JOKES |
| A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?" |
| : What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? : A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead |
| Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain. |
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