The following story is an LFN parody co-authored with the incomparable Debbie Biv. This was created "tag-team" style, with one person writing a bit without consulting the other about what she was going to do, which made for very, um, "interesting" plot developments.

There is strong language, not to mention sexually-explicit scenes (although nothing NC-17) and a lot of silliness. Be forewarned - reading this might cause you to become as demented as we obviously are!