This is the good part:

me: k

me: dang

Auto response from myfriend: O.K. I'm sorry if
this sounds just a bit rude...but EVERYBODY LEAVE ME
ALONE!!!! I'm being stormed with a whole bunch of
message boxes and until the "traffic" clears up, I'm
avoiding you all. Well, then again...I can't blame
you. If I were you I'd wanna spend time with me too!!

me: oh god

me: but it all was bullshit      <---love this song  "but it all was bullshit" adam sandler, wedding singer

me: it was a goddamn joke

me: and when i think of u and i, i hope u
f******* choke

me: u left me here all alone, feeling
melancholy

me: chorus

me: i'm not gonna leave u alone until u
answer me

me: hello?

me: anybody home in this empty brain i'm
in?                                        <---it can't be empty if i'm in it, but oh well

me: hmmmm

me: guess not

me: i'll just have to do this then

me: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

me:
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal

me: alalalalalalalalallalalalala

me: wait u might be back

me: oh nope, i'm just hearing things

me: oh no, that was thom answering me

me: srry

me: wow 21

myfriend: WHAT ABOUT HIM?!     <---look how fast she came back when i mentioned a certain someone

me: ha! it worked

myfriend: ...?

me: he answered my question

me: that's all

Auto response from myfriend: O.K. I'm sorry if
this sounds just a bit rude...but EVERYBODY LEAVE ME
ALONE!!!! I'm being stormed with a whole bunch of
message boxes and until the "traffic" clears up, I'm
avoiding you all. Well, then again...I can't blame
you. If I were you I'd wanna spend time with me too!!

me: dude ur thingy took awhile to go up

me: i'm gonna have to talk to myself some
more

me: how are u doing today?

me: i'm fine what about u?

me: i'm good, i just took exams today

me: me too, what a coincidence

me: how did u do?

me: i guess i did alright

me: i think i did well

me: wait not well, swell               <---swell is a cool word

me: oh hey, theyre having full run throughs
today, i remembered after u left

myfriend: what?!                    <---once again look how fast she came back

myfriend: they are?!?!?!

me: at least i think they r, cuz he told
lighting ppl to be there at like 1:30

me: what act r u in?

m/f: I'm in act 2

me: then it might not be today

m/f: ooh..

me: might be tomorrow

then gets boring again.