| I Need a Date Look at this bod, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my hips are petite? Wouldn't you think i'm the girl, the girl who has everything. Look at this face, isn't it fine? Wouldn't ya think that my eyes are divine? Looking at me you think, sure she's got everything I've got shampoos and perfumes a plenty I've got hair clips and earings galore. You want lipsticks? i've go 20 But who cares, no big deal, I want more!!!! I want to be where the real men are i wanna be, wanna be out dancin' Puckering up with those, what do you call 'em? Oh lips Kissin' your pillow you won't get to far Guys are required for real romancin' Pickin' me up in a what do you call it? a car! Out where they dance. out where they kiss Oh this is something i don't want to miss Please hold my hand, i want a man, i need a date What would i give, if i could live out of my room? Who could i pay, to take me out, out on a date Betch at Rick's, all the guys know that i am On the top of the hot list Bright young women, sick of sitten Next to the Phone! And ready to know what the experts know. Ask them my questions and get some answers. What's a gentalmen and why are they, Whats the word? Extinct? Whens it my turn? Can't they see now? That I'm a women worth then 8 cows Out of my room? Hope thats it's soon. I need a man! (I did not write this, i do not know who did, but i take no credit) |
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| To the tune "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid |