when shane first came to our school everyone said i looked like him. WHOA! so do not. having facial hair doesn automatically make you my clone. i used to think his name was che and i kinda liked it better that way but oh well. he makes me cds and movies sometimes and im like well done shane cuz he just gives it to me. hes very nice and i think he talks like norm mcdonald. noe one else has made this comparison so i believe that im alone on this opinion. he slept over at loris with me and lorena and everytime id wake up hed be awake looking around and it was creepy cuz this was before i knew him. monica fey has a crush on him and hes like ok. his mother is not a nice person. or at least thats what he told us. he was homeless for a while cuz his mom sold the house while he was on vacation and when he came back his house and all his stuff were like no more. i think thats kinda sad and id like be like DAMN YOU MOMMA! when he ims me he usually says hello beautiful or sexy and hes always riding his skateboard. he lives next to mabilia. i could walk to his house if i wanted. he puts elmers glue in his hair and he downloads porn. hes an internet fiend he is! he likes the bouncing souls and he pierces himself a lot. he pierced his nose at lunch that time and everyone talked about it for a week. he also pierced his ears and nipple. he got a self tattooing kid and hes got a star on his arm and he says it looks "fancy." he bought a pimp suit but hes yet to wear it to school. WEAR IT TO SCHOOL SHANE!