you think youre cool sergio?
DEEP KOOCHI!
dollar condoms
lori shaving under her nipple...yeah sean
meatball! hehe funny lauren!
sitting on top of the laundry! waiting for the socks to dry!
i hope you fail!
dude got jacked up!
gia is the great E.S.T.!
lets follow dude!
FLASH THE WONDER BREAD MAN!
FUKKKKK!
BASTARD WHORES!
FUCK THIS SHIT BITCH!
loooooooooooooooove
its alright cuz im saved by the bellllll *guitar noises*
tell me about your wet dreams!
what kind of loser goes to giant without their bonus card?
bruh
abuelita, abuelita, abuelita-ta-ta!
the daddy, the mommy, the son, the stepfather, and the yeast infection
michael kosher pickles
OW MY FREAKIN EARS!!!
sergy clergy butt
nice hair doo!
come hither sergio
shamoo
retarded squirrel
i hear bees! but its winter!
vicious
I SAIIID CALL ME DADDAY!!!
janis' NO KICKING dance
criticizing girl!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
udder cream
thumbing boobs
your mom...under the sheets
OOGA BOOGA!...AHHH! YOU SCARED ME!
YOU!
ser-HE-O!!!!
asshole jesus
orgasm kicks
well ive never talked to him but WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE GOING?!?!?!
lizard cults
i clean the carpet cuz the cat pee and the cat pee stink!
NO YOU RETIRE! YOU RETIRE!
lets get the scissors!
(excessive amounts of exclamation points)
gee the fun never ends at the arevalo house!
not kosher! pork on it! pork on it!
I GOT MASELF A SECRET BO-FRIEND!!!!
this isnt a gas station!
spontaneously combustable fetuses
monktopus
KAPLUMP!!! KAPLUMP!!!
you mean the boy who sits across from you, and you dont know if hes looking at you or if its just cuz he sits across from you?
HOLY CRAP REBECCA!!!
no pukey pukey boy. you call home. take one minute!
QUAST
thats uno madness crazy
CRAY-TO-THE-ZEE!!!!
ample amounts of cleavage
click-click...click-click
whpsh whpsh! (makes whipping sounds)
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! OHHHHHHHH! TAKE THAT!
today on cooking with laura patterson...
ES BUENOOO!
my relatives DIED to make this clothing! its called the SKIN TRADE!!!
RAAAAA-BE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!...NAAA-HAAAAAAAAAA!
an overheated lizard is a dead lizard!
MEHHHHHH!!!!
lets go look at stuff
IM GONNA GET SOME FOOD!!!
ja-mama-tree
HEY NOW!!!!
aladdin = sex
huericon...asshole...albert cea
DAMMIT CHAD!!!!
stupid tricks
its a penguin! and hes been drinking! wait a minute...penguins cant fly. PENGUINS CANT FLY!
i smile because i have no idea whats going on
i like it, i like it alot!
i dont knowwww but my boyfriend is sleeping with my motherrrrrr!
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD! do the dance! do the dance!
my hands are high, my feet are low, and this is how we sergio!
poopage
dorkes malorkes!!!!
whats that hogwash you feedin the boy?...nothing master, i said nothing...very well then, dance for me!
clueless? shoeless? whaaaat?...flip a joint what?
LAURA!!! MY HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
ISH NOT IN DA BACK!!
sister can i use the bathroom?...no i told you page 14!!!!!
SQWOTOM SQWIRREL!
do i need to send you two to the health office to check for illegal substances?
theres going to be twister??? OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!
JACKSON WEARS SPORTS BRAS!!!
SERGIO CAN LICK IT!
i was runnin! i was runnin!
look at the rocket...you got them shoes i got them shoes
ARE YOU A LESIIIII???!!!
3 AND A HALF!
ill weedwacker you out the window!!!!!
sister roooooooo-ooooooooo-ooooooooosemary!
eww shes such an ugly bitch
dont get your knickers in a twist! just watch the movie!
save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow tomorrow ill be gone...
OH NO!!! SERGIO'S EXCITED!!!!!
poop in your ear!
STUPID SEAGULLS!
janis = sergio...sergio = jessica
oh let it snow let it snow
NYEH!!! (throws keyboard pieces across the room)
MY FISHY-FISHY DONE!!!!
drum orgasms...juice orgasms...random orgasms...singing orgasms...guitar orgasms...bass orgasms
ORGASMAGASING!!!!
cut your hair, you have such nice cheek bones!
I CAN DO THE TWIST!
jocelyn smells...LIKE A FART!
CHAAAAAA-CHING!
NO LLAMAS!!!!!!
laura patterson = lost member of hanson
dentention
CHICKEN KHARMA!
my power is yours, and i cant take more than once!
classical ga-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-as?
stupid leeeeech girl, notorious i.b.g., muckus queen
chicken herpes????
thats real nice beast...i think this is all sick. youre acting like shes never coming back...let it all out sugar, let it all out
death by monkeys
PUT A CHECK ON YOUR CHECK!!!!
im not putting on these losertards
i need to pee, can i use your mouth?
rikki - fastest peer in the galaxy
D.B.U.! DESK BUDDIES UNITE!!!!!
sergio, stop mutilating yourself in class...i knew i shouldve commited suicide today
IM SPECIAL!
MORG!
parcheesy!
sergioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HEY NO BAD STOP!
sergioooo noooooooooo (mom pees her pants)
doing homework = drugs
blooooooooooooooooood
butterscotch pants
...and my cat is such a bitch!
Asshole Jesus' Universe