this is ci-ci...der.
i guess hes got the three c's: cute, accomplished, car - me
and we get along and everything. its just like when im with you except theres a physical attraction - ci-ci
SCREW IT! THE ANIMALS ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY! - ci-ci after deciding not to be a vegetarian anymore
i need a soda - ci-ci
HOLY CRAP!!! THERES A WALL BEHIND ME! - ci-ci
this looks like one of those things you baste turkeys with - ci-ci
ci-ci laughs at others misfortunes...
i got an F! this is horrible! F stands for FAILURE! F stands for FUCKER! F stands for LAME! - ci-ci
there is no F in lame! - me
heres a dream she had that makes me laugh...
rabbid dolphin laugh - weird noises ci-ci makes
we talked about pubic hair...
we discussed oral sex...
now its time to laugh at the stuff ci-ci's family says
ci-ci's mom thinks i look boring. that amuses me.
the following is funnier if you know spanish. its in both languages though:
our neighbor is so rude! he called me a sour puss! - ci-ci's mom
ci-ci was watching rocky horror picture show...
kelly is ci-ci's little sister
territorial growls - noises ci-ci makes when kelly invades her room.
kelly made a drawing of a boy...
i couldnt stop laughing
as told by ci-ci...
it was kelly's birthday...
fred doesnt go out with cic anymore so he cant stay on this page. sorry fred.
im comfortable with my vagina! im just not comfortable with other people with my vagina! - ci-ci
...accomplished doesnt start with a c! - ci-ci
...well it did in my head - me
i thought it was funny although she felt real sorry because she said she didnt mean it that way.
theres one in your pocket - me
you're so smart! - ci-ci
a turkey baster? - me
i was reading all these comics and then i flipped to the other side. and it said "children die in a hayride!" and i started to laugh and laugh. i thought it was still in the comics section. and the kids all died! *bursts into uncontrolable laughter* -ci-ci
you were laughing because the kids died? - me
yes! *laughing* YES! it was soooo funny! they all died! *laughing* and and and! this one girl got cut in half!!! and they all DIED!!! *laughs even more* - ci-ci
she dreamt that me, susan bushong, and jen behemoth were eating lunch with her in georgetown. fred skates by and shes like hey and hes like "sorry im late". he gives her a gift and she opens it. and its a bright pink vibrator, although she thinks its a pen. shes says "thanks" and in the dream i say "hey cool pen!" then she tries to write with it but it flies out and lands in someone's soup.
ewwww guys have pubic hair on their balls? - ci-ci
hey you have pubic hair too. - me
yeah well at least mine are in the right place! - ci-ci
would you give a guy with foreskin a blowjob? - me
ewwww no! - ci-ci
why? - me
those carry disease! its a known fact! - ci-ci
after that i would always say an exagerated version of what she said: the ones with foreskin carry lyme disease! its a known fact!
our neighbor is so rude! he called me a sour puss! - ci-ci's mom
sour puss isnt a bad word - ci-ci
its like saying that my pussy is sour!!!! - ci-ci
sour puss isnt a bad word - ci-ci
es como decir que tengo una concha amargada! - ci-ci's mom
why do you guys like watching this queer shit? - ci-ci's mom
cuz its funny! - ci-ci
i think you have homosexuals inside of you! - ci-ci's mom
hehe...she meant to say "i think you have a homosexual side" but oh well. just imagine tiny homosexuals inside of ci-ci. its funny!
example: kelly! get out of my room! kelly no NO! KELLY NO! NO GET OUT OF MY ROOM! OUT OF MY ROOM KELLY! KELLY KELLY! GRRRRRRRRR! ARRRRRR! EEEEEEEEE! ERRRRRRRRR! KELLY NO NO NO! NO KELLY! NO NO NO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
this drawing is good but what are the things on the boy's ears? earings? - ci-ci
no, those are his balls - kelly
boys dont have balls on their ears! - ci-ci
i didnt know where else to put them! - kelly
i was in my room one day when all of a sudden i hear my sister making all these loud noises. it was like really loud. so i went to find out what was happening so i quietly made my way to the bathroom where the noise was coming from. the noises were really loud and it was like "AHHHH! OHHHHHHHH! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! EH EH EH!!!!" so i poked my head into the bathroom and i was like "kelly what are you doing?" and she said "i need to poop! MY HEADS GONNA EXPLODE!!!! AUGH! ARRRRRRRRRR!"
that story made me laugh alot
errrrrrr here it comes! *fart* - kelly
kelly stop farting! - ci-ci
its my birthday! - kelly
i dont care if its youre birthday stop farting in my room! -ci-ci
heres comes another one ohhh ohhh errrr *fart* - kelly
kelly stop farting in my room! - ci-ci
its my birthday and i can fart if i want to! - kelly