Legend of Dragoon : Fashion Review !
Dart: And exactly what's wrong with this picture?
Shana: I like it !
Jaded: *raises hand* Question ! Question ! Question !
Albert: What?
Jaded: Okay. Dart, only one of your arm's is covered in armor, ya know.
Dart: *blink* Uh ya . . .?
Jaded: So what if you get stabbed in your other arm?
Dart: I won't get stabbed.
Jaded: Whatever . . . *begins poking Dart's unarmored arm with a dagger repeatedly while laughing her ass off*
Dart: Ow . . . Ow . . . Ow . . .
Shana: What about me?
Rose: You should be more goth.
Shana: I'm the WS Dragoon. Why should I be goth?
Rose: Because your outfit makes you look like a little girl.
Shana: Does not ! *runs over to Dart who is trying to convince Jaded not to poke his arm.*
Albert: I think she should cover up her front !
Lavitz: * drooling* And I had to die before I got to meet her ?!
Jaded: *smacks Lavitz lightly* You're supposed to be a knight . . .
Meru: Hey Lloyd, what do you think?
Lloyd: * blink blink blink* I uh . . . I guess it's okay.
Meru: Who do you like better? Me or her?
Lloyd: You do realize you fo have a fiance ?
Meru: You're avoiding my question !
Albert: I think you both need to cover up !
Hashcel: Do all female Winglies dress like that?
Meru: Uh, I dunno . . . Dress how?
Lloyd: Like virgin hoes.
Meru: *smacks Lloyd with her mallot* I guess . . .
* Lavitz begins to sneak away*
Albert: And where are you going?
Lavitz: Um, The Forest of Winglies . . . ?
Albert: And what's wrong with this?
Jaded: You look like a girl.
Albert: * studies picture* But I'm not.
Jaded: That's not the point ! You look like a girl !
Albert: How?
Rose: Well, the expression on your face, your hair, and your so slender in that ski suit . . .
Albert: And why were you looking at my body and how slender I was?
Rose: * blushes* No reason.
Jaded: *smiles real big like at Rose* Rose . . .
Rose: * instantly whacks Jaded in the head with Meru's hammer*
Jaded: * laying on floor with little hammer's dancing around her head* @_@
Albert: Now what?
Meru: How's pizza sound?
Lloyd: Good to me.
Jaded: *drools* Go Albert !
Albert: * blinks several times* What do you mean ' Go Albert !' ?
Meru: You look so . . . sexy !
Lloyd: Why's your shirt off anyway?
Jaded: *pokes Albert* Ya, who were ya posing for? Rap's ? Or . . . It look's more like you were posing for some magazine !
Albert: Nonsense ! I was just training and it was hot, and uh . . .
Rose: *grins* I think Albert has a secret wild life he's not telling us about.
Albert: *face turns red* I do not.
Lloyd: Then why are you blushing?
Jaded: * pokes Albert again teasingly* Ooh ! I'm gonna go tell Emille !
Albert: I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET WILD LIFE  ! ! !
Meru: Fine. Hide it if ya want. But if you really wanna entertain whoever you might be posing for I can teach you some sexy dance moves !
Albert: I already now how to dance !
Jaded: Do you know how to dance sexy and shake that thang?
Albert: I, uh . . .
Meru: There's more than I thought to you Albert !
Albert:Rose looks so creepy in this picture with the whole ' It's-dark-and-the-wind's-blowing' effect.
Meru: I knew it ! Rose must be an alien !
Jaded: And what make's you say that?
Meru: Well, she's the Black Monster, and the strange way she never dies or smiles, and she's an unnaturally good fighter. . .
Rose: You're absolutely right. I AM an alien.
* All run off screaming but Albert and Rose*
Albert: I was going to tell them it was your choker but they wouldn't listen to me . . .
Rose: Gullible morons . . .
Fashion Review Continued . . .
          
                                                  
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