| Legend of Dragoon : Fashion Review ! | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Dart: And exactly what's wrong with this picture? Shana: I like it ! Jaded: *raises hand* Question ! Question ! Question ! Albert: What? Jaded: Okay. Dart, only one of your arm's is covered in armor, ya know. Dart: *blink* Uh ya . . .? Jaded: So what if you get stabbed in your other arm? Dart: I won't get stabbed. Jaded: Whatever . . . *begins poking Dart's unarmored arm with a dagger repeatedly while laughing her ass off* Dart: Ow . . . Ow . . . Ow . . . Shana: What about me? Rose: You should be more goth. Shana: I'm the WS Dragoon. Why should I be goth? Rose: Because your outfit makes you look like a little girl. Shana: Does not ! *runs over to Dart who is trying to convince Jaded not to poke his arm.* |
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Albert: I think she should cover up her front ! Lavitz: * drooling* And I had to die before I got to meet her ?! Jaded: *smacks Lavitz lightly* You're supposed to be a knight . . . Meru: Hey Lloyd, what do you think? Lloyd: * blink blink blink* I uh . . . I guess it's okay. Meru: Who do you like better? Me or her? Lloyd: You do realize you fo have a fiance ? Meru: You're avoiding my question ! Albert: I think you both need to cover up ! Hashcel: Do all female Winglies dress like that? Meru: Uh, I dunno . . . Dress how? Lloyd: Like virgin hoes. Meru: *smacks Lloyd with her mallot* I guess . . . * Lavitz begins to sneak away* Albert: And where are you going? Lavitz: Um, The Forest of Winglies . . . ? |
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| Albert: And what's wrong with this? Jaded: You look like a girl. Albert: * studies picture* But I'm not. Jaded: That's not the point ! You look like a girl ! Albert: How? Rose: Well, the expression on your face, your hair, and your so slender in that ski suit . . . Albert: And why were you looking at my body and how slender I was? Rose: * blushes* No reason. Jaded: *smiles real big like at Rose* Rose . . . Rose: * instantly whacks Jaded in the head with Meru's hammer* Jaded: * laying on floor with little hammer's dancing around her head* @_@ Albert: Now what? Meru: How's pizza sound? Lloyd: Good to me. |
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| Jaded: *drools* Go Albert ! Albert: * blinks several times* What do you mean ' Go Albert !' ? Meru: You look so . . . sexy ! Lloyd: Why's your shirt off anyway? Jaded: *pokes Albert* Ya, who were ya posing for? Rap's ? Or . . . It look's more like you were posing for some magazine ! Albert: Nonsense ! I was just training and it was hot, and uh . . . Rose: *grins* I think Albert has a secret wild life he's not telling us about. Albert: *face turns red* I do not. Lloyd: Then why are you blushing? Jaded: * pokes Albert again teasingly* Ooh ! I'm gonna go tell Emille ! Albert: I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET WILD LIFE ! ! ! Meru: Fine. Hide it if ya want. But if you really wanna entertain whoever you might be posing for I can teach you some sexy dance moves ! Albert: I already now how to dance ! Jaded: Do you know how to dance sexy and shake that thang? Albert: I, uh . . . Meru: There's more than I thought to you Albert ! |
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| Albert:Rose looks so creepy in this picture with the whole ' It's-dark-and-the-wind's-blowing' effect. Meru: I knew it ! Rose must be an alien ! Jaded: And what make's you say that? Meru: Well, she's the Black Monster, and the strange way she never dies or smiles, and she's an unnaturally good fighter. . . Rose: You're absolutely right. I AM an alien. * All run off screaming but Albert and Rose* Albert: I was going to tell them it was your choker but they wouldn't listen to me . . . Rose: Gullible morons . . . |
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