Meru: Took ya long enough . . . I was gettin bored !
Solo: Do not mock a genius.
Meru : Genius? *snickers*
Solo: Grr . . . ! I am locking you out of my lair now !
* Commander put's light to Shana's head and nothing happens*
Commander: ? ? ? Oh . . .
* Shana snores loudly*
Lloyd: Damn Dart ! Wake her up ! She's your girlfriend !
Dart: . . . Uhm, she's not a morning person . . .
Albert: Quit being such a wuss, you're supposed to be our leader . . . *shoves Dart by Shana*
Dart: Sh- Shana?
* Wakes up. Eyes glow red and she attacks Dart*
Dart: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
* Dart runs off crying with Shana following drooling like a rabid animal*
Solo: Now that's something that doesn't happen everyday . . . Cool.
Lloyd: Hm? Ah ! You're here !?
Solo: I came to cheer you on !
* Fight with Melbu Frahma *
* Frahma swallows Dart in that little hole thing and instantly spits him back out. Runs to dress room bawling*
Rose: What the hell . . . ?
Albert: What by Soa did you do?
Dart: I had to go to the bathroom . . .
* marshlands by 7th fort, Shana falls*
Shana: I'm such a trouble, aren't I?
Dart: Damn right you are ! A major pain in the ass, er . . .
Take 2
* Dart picks up Shana, trips and the 2 fall in the swamp water*
Dart: Ahhhhh ! ! ! I can't swim ! ! ! Save me !
* gets ate by croc*
Shana: I'm melting . . . . ! ! !!
* Dart turns to Divine Dragoon. Tries to walk, Falls over*
Dart: Help me ! ! !I can't get up !
* Lloyd sits up and starts laughing*
Dart: Damn it ! If I could get up I'd kill you Lloyd !
Lloyd: Ha ! I should've gave that to Rose as well !
* random fight*
Albert: Gust of Wind Dance !
Rose: Demons' Dance !
Dart: Madness Her - ! !
* trips and falls in middle of attack, stabbing himself. He bleeds to death.*
Albert: Got a Angel's Prayer?
Rose: Nope. And Miranda is on vacation.
Albert: . . . Alright ! He's finally gone ! ! ! !
* Off set, Dart is throwing rocks into a burning hell pit*
Zieg: Hi son.
* Dart accidently throws his dragoon into pit*
Zeig: The hell . . . ?!
Dart: Damn it !
Zeig:My . . . dragoon? Go get it right now ! ! !*throws Dart inro fire pit*
Lavitz Death Scene at Hellena
Dart: Lavitz is gone . . .
* Jade Dragoon floats up to Albert*
Albert: Thank you Lavitz
* Lavitz jumps up*
Lavitz: Hell no ! ! ! That is my Dragoon !
Albert: Give it to me ! ! !
Lavitz: Neveeeeer !!!!!!!!
* the two begin a tug of war with the Jade Dragoon*
Rose: I've got 300 gold on Albert.
Shana: 400gold on Lavitz.
Rose: * grins* Your on.
Dart: I put a 1,000 gold that Lloyd will come back and kill Lavitz !
Shana and Rose: Your on ! ! !
* Lloyd enters*
Dart: Kill Lavitz!
Lloyd: Are you kidding me? This is way too amusing to do that !
Dart: Like hell ! ! !
Rose: Time to . . .
Shana: . . .Pay up Dart.
Dart: Damn it. * tosses both girl's a sack of gold*
Lloyd: Go Albert ! ! !
* Lavitz grabs Albert's hair*
Albert : Oh hell ! Don't tell me you just touched my beautiful, silky hair that takes two hours to fix!
Lavitz: Well I did. What will yo do about it ?
*Albert stabs Lavitz. Lavitz dies and Albert picks up Dragoon*
Albert: That's what I'll do about it.
Rose: Pay up Shana.