Albert's Lost Book Stories . . . Ow . . . My head hurts . . . By Sarah Smith
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Does anybody want to know how I got a baseball bat in my head? Well, one day I was taking a stroll around the block and when I turned the corner I saw this odd looking . . . house-shaped lair. . . So I went to knock on the door and ask directions, for I had gotten lost, but no one awnsered. So I opened the door and this hand grabbed my arm, I looked down and heaven forbid it was Lloyd! Lloyd: Help me, Help me ! ! ! She's gone insane ! ! ! Solo: Where are you Lloyd? You better not have escaped cause you know what happened last time! *evil laugh* Lloyd: Oh dear God ! * Lloyd his behind me. Solo walks out to find Lloyd* Solo: What the #$^% ?! And I hope you didn't beep that out because there is nothing wrong with saying what the hells?! What are you doing Lloyd?! Who is this girl?! Lloyd: It's not what you think, really! ! ! Solo: Oh really?! Well, I guess you deserve you punishment for thr day . . . No, make that 10 punishments ! Lloyd: NO NO NO ! ! ! Solo: Guards ! * a group of guards move in and carry Lloyd away*  Solo: I'll be seeing you Lloyd ! *smiles very evil like* Solo: Okay! What were you doing with Lloyd?! I reply: Well, I was going to ask for direction's but you came in and suspe . . .Solo: ENOUGH ! ! ! Meru, Albert, Haschel ! ! ! Get out here ! * They come out and Solo hands them all baseball bats* Then the next thing I know I am being strung up on the ceiling by ropes. Meru: Oh ya ! Oh ya ! Pinyanta ! Pinyanta! Solo: Wait just a second ! You forget your blindfolds! * they put blindfold's on* Solo: Okay, you have fun now. I have some business to take care of with Lloyd . . . *evil laughter* Welll, now you know how I got a baseball bat stuck in my head. . . I can't tell the rest of the story because my head hurts too much . . . Toodaloo !
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