A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Knock, Knock
Who�s there?
I know it was you.
Crap.
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
A talking pig.
Pigs can�t talk.
Neither can penguins, but I can�t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra�
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
I�m allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
You sure you don�t want buy a little kitten?
Yes, I�m sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean� Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think it�s for you!
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-ass loser.
Don�t hit me! Don�t hit me!
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didn�t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting�
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.
Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? �HEIL ME!� Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
You�re just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
You�d think I miss it, but I don�t