Now this has been my pet peeve for a while. People calling wyverns dragons and so on. There are ways to tell the difference.
First, and mainly, are the leg/wing combos. Dragons are 2w, 4l (2 wing, 4 leg), wyverns are 2w, 2l, Amphipteres are 2w, 0l, and wyrms are 0w 4l.
Later this page will have more. But that will happen when I talk more about this to my brother. And when I'm not about to fall asleep. Good Night...
(as said by NaRa, the insane Malkavian Vampire in Modern Form)
Lesson 2 - How not to be a nuisance to a dragon
Now then, here's todays lesson, children! Sit down and Shaddup! Mwahaha! I am the teacher, you do as I say! You! In the back! Quit talking NOW! What? You disobey me? I AM THE TEACHER! YOU DO NOT DISOBEY! Now, on the floor and gimme 20! Don't make me bring Nautical in and crush you! Waha.
Now then, yes, lesson. Good. How not to be a nuisance to a dragon. Ahem. In order to not be a nuisance to a dragon, you must remember the golden rule. No, not whoever has the gold makes the rules. Give me 20! Now then. Yes. Golden Rule. The Golden Rule is to treat it how you would like to be treated. How would you like to have some teeny tiny little mortal come in with pointy things and try to bop you on the nose? I don't think so. LUNCH! *chomp* Mmmm Mmmm, Good. Needs salt. Yes. Anyway.
That's first part. Now then, part two. Yes. Part two would be to not go into cave. Not unless invited. Never go into a dragon's cave unless invited. Say it with me now. SAY IT! You! In the back! Say it with me. No? YOU DO NOT DISOBEY THE TEACHER! On the floor! Gimme 20! Yes, now. If you are invited to dragon's cave, tower, apartment complex, etcetera, etcetera, Knock first. You heard me, KNOCK! You give teacher 20 if you do not knock! After dragon eat you! Waha. Now then. Always be polite to dragon. Always. Dragon bigger, stronger, and have more sharp teeth than you. Yes. No? Then Dragon have magical powers, dragon beat you up real good. Waha. Pesky little mortal, I crush you will magical powers! Bam Bam! Enough said? Yes? Good.
Next phase. If you meet dragon outside cave. He think you prey if he hungry. Bye bye, good night. Waha. If no hungry, you safe. For now. Might not see you other possiblity. Good on your part sometimes.
How to befriend dragon? Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie. Yes. Anyway, to befriend dragon you follow all teacher's advice. Yes? Good. If not you be dragon kibble by now. In dragon's belly, maybe some side of moo moo cow along with you. Cow good. Especially flame broiled. Waha. Need Salt.
Next step. You be good friend to dragon. No good to dragon? GIMME 20! On floor! NOW! Bad mortal. No soup for you. Now. Give dragon lots of goodies. Bribe good for bad dragon. Good good good. He no eat you that way. Good good good good for you. Waha. Good dragon no care, he not eat you in first place. Spoil sports. Waha. Bad dragon eat you eventually anyway, just to spite. But you give good goodies to Mr. Dragon man before he eat you, so bad for you. So nya.
Teacher go night night now. Kiddies have good night. You! In back! You no have good night? GIMME 20! On floor! Don't make me ghoul you! I AM TEACHER! YOU WILL OBEY ME!