2. Make a cupcake
3. Dip their hands in chili
4. Pretend you're Mickey Mouse and chew on their ears
5. Dress like a chimp and sleep in their bed
6. If the cupcake doesn't work, try meatloaf
7. Belch in their face until their cranium rattles
8. Chew on a beef stick while saying "I am your predecesor."
9. Bauswan (Contact Harry Bidet for more details...)
10. Fry poop, cover it in chocolate, and give it to them for Christmas
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