2. Make a cupcake
3. Tell your parents or the nearest authority figure
4. Bind your sibling to the furnace until they agree to behave
5. Psych them out
6. If the cupcake doesn't work, try meatloaf
7. Talk to the voices in your head or the nearest stage director playing God
8. Ignore them
9. Email Harry Bidet
10. Consult your local shrink (Psycholigist)
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