How to survive a 5,367 year old forest spirit currently possessing a Terry Bogard Amiibo

1. Hold a seance

Make sure you do it in private, because if it turns out to be a regular Amiibo, you'll look really, really stupid

2. Lock it in your basement

This should probably keep it at bay, but if it somehow returns, make sure to lock it up again, with no TV for a month.6

3. Ignore the blood, sleep paralysis demons and cryptic writing on the mirror

Its probably harmless. you can probably treat it like a misbehaving toddler

4. Bury it in your back yard

Ok, so ignoring it didnt work, maybe try burying it. 6 feet down oughta do it.

5. Put salt and candles down to prevent it from digging its way back and sitting on your window with a knife

I mean, it works with vampires, soooo...

6. Sleep peacfully, knowing theres no way it will come back to haunt you

If you get any more cryptic messages in blood like "I'm coming" and "There is no escape", ignore it. Its probably a coincidence.

7. After possessing the foolish mortal, write a webpage with really bad advice on how to stop me so others will be unable to stop me when I come for them next

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