1.Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots
2.Two Headed Sex Change
3.Blow Up Your Mind
4.Alligator Stomp
5. I Wanna Get In Your Pants
6.Bend Over I'll Drive
7.Don't Get Funny With Me
8.Eyeball In My Martini

Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots
Evil eye hotshot. Full tilt nonstop. Tidalwave avalanche. Parked down at the ranch. A gulpin' go - juice. Choppped and channeled deuce. Custon chrome reverse. Jacked up Egyptian curse. She God Shanghail. Surfin' bird 'n' fur pie. See God 'n' hang five. Papa oo mow oo my. Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots. Torso tossin'. Shockwave a causin'. A wammy in the boogaloo. Busted up bustle, too. Gear strippin' dynamo. Limbo down kinda low. I can do the camel walk. Torture me. I won't talk. Down in the fashion pits. Girls wearin' tourniquets. Rough and ready riff raff. Straight jacket sneak attack. Wig hat jack knife. Out on bail for life. Sex in the cycle set. Mama don't allow no pets.

Two Headed Sex Change
I'm a two headed sex change from outer space. I'm a photo finish with a pretty face. Gotta monstrous love. That's just grew some for you. Hawkin' my wares on Exchange Street. Stalkin' my share o' strange meat. Got a head on my shoulders. And one left over for you. Two Headed Sex Change. Two Headed Sex Change. I'll be there when ya need some strange. Two Headed Sex Change. Two Headed Sex Change. Two heads headed two ways at once. Let's face it baby I'm much too much. If your clams in a jam. Baby I know what to do. When me and myself walks down the street. I sweep the average woman right off her feet. Form a big boss line. Take a number and I'll get to you. If your clam's in a jam. Baby I know what to do.

Blow Up Your Mind
I'm gonna get insane. Blow up my mind. Lightnin' bolt my brain. Turn into Frankenstein. Put on a party dress. Jack off 'til I'm blind. Clean up the mess with Turpentine. Nevermind mankind. Leave it all behind. Blow up your mind. Blow up your mind. Like them mummy pharaohs. Over in the med. Wrap up my clothes. And blow up my head. Dynamite or acid? Hybrow or hybrid? Forsee the forbidden. Blow the lidd off your ID. Are you a little too healthy? Drink some bad wine. Trap some bats in your belfry. And blow up your mind. No more static in the attic. Get erratic instead. Get real acrobatic. And land on your head.

Alligator Stomp
C'mon do the gator. The alligator stomp. Do the gator. Yeh chomp chomp chomp. Well there's a brand new stomp. That they're talkin' about. It crawled out o' the swamp. And opened up it's mouth. Said do the gator. Whip that tail around. Do the gator. To this brand new sound. Well ya rub your belly. And ya fall of the floor. Ya whip your tail. And ya go go go. C'mon do the gator. Ya look like a snake. Do the gator. This is really great. Ya wiggle around to the crazy beat. Ya roll across the floor. And knock 'em off their feet. Do the gator. Not the crocodile. Do the gator. Man this is really wild! If anybody's left standin'. Doin' the sausage and eggs. Ya swim on over. And bite off their legs. Yeh, do the gator. Let's see a great big grin. Do the ator. Bite 'em on the shin. This is dance is pretty short. But there ain't none greater. The bouncer's gonna come and say, "see ya later." Do the gator. Out in the parkin' lot. Do the gator. Man, this is really hot!

I Wanna Get In Your Pants
May I have this dance? Can I get in your pants? May I squeeze on them cshoes? Sing you maybe some blues? I wanna wear your rain coat. Dance around the house. Your leopard skin and chain tote. Has got me so aroused. Baby you got the clothes. You got romance. You got the moves. So, while I got the chance...I wanna get in your pants? To just unzip the back. Baby, that's where it's at. Can I try on that hat? Give you my baseball bat. Oh baby it's uncanny. Bout them there Sunday panties. Hey, today ain't Sunday. Get 'em off o' your fanny. Oh, under your underpants. You got a wonderful ass. It's in the back o' my mind. But, meanwhile, back at the ranch. I wanna get in your pants. You know I'm in a band. And I can do handstands. I got this burning desire. To don that darling attire. How that elastic snaps. Against my kneecaps. I wanna wiggle into. Your powdered rubber skin...ooh. You got the clothes. You got romance. You got the boots. So, I just gotta ask. Can I get in your pants?

Bend Over, I'll Drive
I like to sit in back, watch out for cops. Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top. And when she's get tired that way. I whisper in her ear an' say. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died? Bend over, I'll drive. Now, I was born in a test tube. But daddy tried it this way, too. Mama stripped his gears fore the light turned red. When she heard what that shiftleff no-count said, he said. Bend over, I'll drive. Now as I was sayin' before I quit. If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it! Even the queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks. Sof i you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck!

Don't Get Funny With Me
You think you're funny. But, your face beat you to it. You look like somethin'. In the Bronx Zoo. It ain't no joke. You're very chimpanzee. Don't monkey with Tarzan. And don't get funny with me. I see by your outfit. You're a cowgirl. When I say hyaw! I'm talkin' 'bout now, girl. I'm a whip crackin' daddy. And I don't mean please. Aim for the bucket. And don't get funny with me. Don't get funny with me. Don't get funny with me. The jokes on you. Don't get funny with me. You're gonna get a stiff neck. Lookin' way down here. You're gonna fall off that pedestal. And land on the mirror. You're gonna break that thing. You ain't no beauty queen. You done broke my brownie. Now, don't get funny with me. You're the life o' the party. And a million laughs. You know karate. And some witchcraft. You know rope tricks. From the exotic east. Don't fool with Fu Manchu. And don't get funny with me.

Eyebally In My Martini
I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A highball with a twist. One in my linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the 'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But, when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy." He said, "You ain't insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"