1.How Far Can Too Far Go?
2.The Hot Pearl Snatch
3.People Ain't No Good
4.What's Inside A Girl?
5.Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?
6.Kizmiaz
7.Cornfed Dames
8.(Hot Pool) of Womanneed
9.Aloha From Hell

How Far Can Too Far Go?
Stick 'em up baby reach for the sky. Here's something you might like to try. I know a place that's far from here. Where the squares they won't come near. How far! How far! How far baby! How far can too far go? You'll be the queen of the tractor pull. In your training gear you'll break all the rules. I like it tough and I don't talk my kicks. If I had a hammer I'd show you some tricks. How far! How far! How far baby! How far can too far go? I know a place that's far from here. Where the squares they won't come near. A smell of honey...a sqallow of brine. Let's whoop it up have a real bad time. How far! How far! How far baby! How far can too far go?

The Hot Pearl Snatch
Baby you're a pearl but you're such a tease. That thing a danglin' there's brought me to my knees. You parade it 'round town so everybody knows. Oh Oh I'm-a-gonna steal the show. Gonna get that thing baby that's a fact. Baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch. SSo temptin' baby such a pretty box. All fancy wrappin's and a bow on top. I try not to think about it but it's hard. Ya always got it out layin' 'round the yard. Too hot to handle and a crime at that. Baby I'm-a-talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch. Gonna get my hatchet hack it off and snatch it. Jerk it right off o'you. I gotta get-a-way...baby you can't catch it. Do a swan dive on that jewel. Put it in my satchel then I'll lay a patch. Aw baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.

People Ain't No Good
You know good and well it's true. They never do what you want 'em too. Cuz people ain't no good. They're no good on weekends. When they come out to play. They're no good for bookends. Cuz you can't make 'em stay...hey! People ain't no good. People ain't no good. They never do what I think they should. So people ain't no good. Yeah people are just a waste. They're all over the place. Ya see 'em everywhere ya go. And I don't like their face. And people don't like me. Why I sure don't know. But even a jerk like you could see. It's obviously so...so...They always get some smile. They always stand like this. They alweays tell ya who is what. Well what I say is this.

What's Inside A Girl?
Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow. Mama told me that girls are hollow. Uh-uh...What's inside a girl? Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world. Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist. Long black stalkings all over the place. Boots...buckles...belts outside. Whatcha got in there yer tryin' a-hide? Hmmm? What's inside a girl? Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world. Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'. The President's callin' an emergency meetin'. The King of Saim sent a telegram sayin' "Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!" Wooee...What's inside a girl? Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world. Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot? Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot? In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit. You got somethin' and I gotta get it. Come onnn...What's inside a girl? Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys. I'm gonna find what's rilin' up the boys. Sugar and spice is just a bluff. You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?! Come on...What's inside a girl? That wavy gravy got my head in a whirl.

Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?
Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!

Kizmiaz
Take a magic carpet to the olden days. To a mythical land where everybody lays. Around in the clouds in a happy daze in Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz. Flamingos stand easy on bended knees. Palm trees wave over tropical seas of azure waves and lazy breeze in Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz. Over raspberry skies spires of the Shaz. Point to the heavens that this place has. You would swim all the way from Alcatraz to Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz. It lies on the horizon in a golden haze. No one believes their eyes the legend says. Held hypnotized in a frozen gaze on Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz. The vibrations kiss the ships would pass. Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz.

Cornfed Dames
Callin' all cows down on the farm! Hey! Shut the door...you born in a barn?! I ain't no farmer...that's no fun. Run some tractor till the work's all done. Hey milk it bossie I'll buy ya a diamon ring. Now good girls can't play the rent these days. These cornfed dames done found a way. Unzip that zipper...snap that snap. Round up the cattle in the Cadillac. Whip that cream baby 'til the butter comes. Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it (4 times) Shake that thing I'll buy ya a diamond ring. Now there's more things in Tennessee. Than's a dreamed of in your philosophy. Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames. They wiggle a little I burst into flames. Whip that cream baby til the butter comes. Callin' all you cornfed dames. Lux means bucks...remember the name. Go put on some n'real loud. Let's get up and go get plowed. Shake that thing I might buy you a diamond ring. Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip. Put it on upside down baby. You know that really makes me flip. ...I ain't no farmer.

Hot Pool of Womanneed
That happy updraft that wafts me hither. Spurned by man nor beast. Draws my love-a-bubblin' in there. Into that hot pool of Womanneed. Like the rud of two sticks wooden. This Womanneed is old as fire. The burnin' lure of that kissy puddin's. The ancient curse of mankinds desire. Oh Womanneed. I got the faith. Oh the power that flows so sweet. From the tower of salvation. To that hot pool of Womanneed. As Jacob said to Isaiah. In them biblin' days of yore. Man that babe is a tomata. Oh my Lord I'm longin' for. Like the funnel of the tornado. Like the whirlpool of stromy seas. My head spins to the serenado of that wanton Womanneed.

Aloha From Hell
Gonna take a week off. Gonna go to Hell. Send ya a postcard. Hey I'm doin' swell! Wish you were here. Aloha from Hell. I'll be dancin' thru the flames. Like a devil in disguise. You can hear me sing. But not by satellite. You can hear me sing. Aloha from Hell. Gonna get a lei. Ring o'fire round my neck. Big ol' she-devil kiss. Aw hell! What the heck? I'm packin' my duds. Aloha from Hell. I'll be glad to get away. Up here everything's so swell. You know some like it hot and down there it's hot as Hell. Don't forget to write. Aloha from Hell.