1.Cramp Stomp
2.God Monster
3.It Thing Hard-On
4.Like A Bad Girl Should
5.Sheena's In A Goth Gang
6.Queen Of Pain
7.Monkey With Your Tail
8.Devil Behind That Bush
9.Super Goo
10.Hypno Sex Ray
11.Burn She-Devil, Burn
12.Wet Nightmare
13.Badass Bug
14.Haulass Hyena
Cramp Stomp
Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Get 'yah high as Queen Kong's twat. Come on baby, the Cramps stomp. Cramp...Stomp. Cramp Stomp! Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Bigger blast than the Atom Bomb. Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Cramp...Stomp. Cramp Stomp! Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Groovy baby, no damn slop. Come on baby, the Cramp Stomp. Cramp...Stomp. Cramp Stomp!
God Monster
Hide the virgins, say your prayers. Here come trouble from the cosmic sea. Gouts of blood! Kill all the squares! It's the Aztec Mummy vs. Murderous Me. I'm the Hotheaded Intruder...I'm the Phantom on Fire. Switchblade enforcer of the Astral Swirl. God Monsterman...God damn atomic vampire. God Monster for your doomsday destination. God Monster for your damaged life. God Monster for your ruined hallucination. God Monster spider in your beehive. I'm the spaceprobe from Venus to the screaming unknown. Top eliminator on a mission for kicks. Boss action guy...a psychedelic cyclone. A big hunk o' love with a bag full of tricks. I'm the God Monster from the end of the world...
It Thing Hard-On
Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can. Wiped me off, took a look, and said, "It's a man!" Ain't no figurin' me baby, that's a pretty sure bet. Better hold on tight baby, 'cuz I ain't a comin' yet. I'm the maddest road rattler that you even done met. I'm a gear mashin' hot rod It Thing Hard-On. Yeh, a full blown hopped up It Thing Hard-On. It Thing Hard-On. It...Thing...Hard...On. Well if I had a brain I'd be dangerous for sure. But the way it looks now there's no immediate concern. There's a couple things baby, I don't guess I need to know. I got class up the ass, and I got a little dough. Fake eyelashes, and a carload o'go. I'm a fulltilt nonstop It Thing Hard-On. Yeh, a git gone hotshot It Thing-Hard On. It Thing Hard-On...
Like A Bad Girl Should
I love your ass for bad or worse. I love the nasty way you curse. When you sit down, it's wild hot you sit. Grind your heel in the ground, the groovy way you spit. Oh, you look good. Oh, you smell good. Oh, you taste good. Like a Bad Girl Should. When I need love, I love how you feel. When I need dough, I love how you steal. I love your sick, way you think. The way your perfume makes you stink. I love your boots, your fancy clothes, your boufant hair, your pantyhose. I blow a gasket for your pink jellybean. Your picnic basket splits my spleen.
Sheena's In a Goth Gang
She's digging up the graveyard. Black lips and toenails. Brand new bat wing. At the county jail. Like Tammy Trapeze. The dead acrobat. I dig her deeply when she swings like that. Sheena's In a Goth Gang...Sheena's in a Goth Gang now. Mixed up women. Do you have one in your house? She's in the forbidden. Vampire Underground. In the Cult of the Cobra. Snakes in her hair. She looks so macabre with her cobweb stare. Sneer on her face. Like the Mona Lisa. Hole in her nose like the Sphinx at Giza.
Queen of Pain
Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. You got me hangin' from a chain. Queen of Pain, I'm bad and I know I'm to blame. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. These marks'll be hard to explain. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. You look sweet in that garter belt. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. Give me one ever harder belt. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. I think that's gonna leave a welt. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. I love your metal bra that points. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. Your block and tackle cock exploits. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. What will I use to clean that stain? Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. This is a strain up on this crane. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. I'm spinnin' like a weather vane. Queen of Pain, Queen of Pain. What you gonna do with that cain?
Monkey With Your Tail
Baboon and a monkey playin' in the grass. Baboon told the monkey, "You play too fast!" Monkey say, "Wanna monkey. Monkey with your tail. Come on, Come on, I wanna monkey. Monkey with your tail. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's, got a parrot on his head...The parrot says this...OOh Ooh Ah Ooh Ooh Uh Ah Ah. Monkey wears her pantyhose around her knees. All the monkey sailors go to sea...They say...Big Gorilla show up a swingin' from a tree. Monkey say, "So what? More love for me!"
Devil Behind That Bush
There's a devil behind that bush. There's a devil behind that bush. Weird wigglin' dance. Scared me outta my pants. That devil behind. Those fire red lips. I was scared stiff. The devil behind. Just one peek got me rattled. Up the creek without a paddle. That devil behind. There's a devil behind that bush. Pointy wigglin' tail. Whatta evil female. Devil behind. I was ridin' home just last night. When I came upon an eerie sight. Cat eye's glowin' in the dark. Evil-lookin' and flashin' sparks. OOh that devil behind... Hidin' there in her devil suit. Scary horny head, but...real cute. That devil tail wiggle sure looked fun. But somethin' 'bout her giggle told my feet to run. Ooh that devil behind that bush...
Super Goo
Super goo...Super Goo. Oowee baby is that you. Super Goo...Super Goo. Oowee baby what you do. Shimmy goo shampoo. Jelly jelly jam too. Super Goo. Goin' gaga for that mama with the sex fizz. Goin' coocoo 'bout the goo goo in them groovy hips. Got the shim sham shimmy rushin' up my spine. I'm in a barracuda frenzy for that meat o' mine. Super Goo...Super Goo...She's the venus of chihuahua in the tunnel of love. Meltin' down my ungawa...Ooh Lord above! Boogaloo hangover creepin' in on me. Super Goo sailin' over the deep blue sea. Super Goo...Super Goo...Well baby is that you? Jelly jelly in the zoo. Super Goo.
Hypno Sex Ray
She got the wiggle hip sway, Hypno Sex Ray goin' in my head. She's got the wiggle hip slide, Hypno Sex Siren goin' in my head. She's got the wiggle hip sway Hypno Sex Ray lights flashin' red. The way she wiggles has got me hypnotized. The way she wiggles has got me hypnotized. But when she walks away she's got me paralyzed. When she gets to dancin' got it movin' to'n'fro. When she gets to dancin' got it movin' to'n'fro. I'm dizzy just watchin' that thing go. Picasso paintin's are fine for that kind of thing. An' man Paganini sure knows how to sing. But that girl gyration makes my gong fo ding...dong. Hip hip...Hip hooray...
Burn She-Devil, Burn
Burn She-Devil, burn. Burn She-Devil, burn. Burn She-Devil. Burn She-Devil. Burn, Burn, Burn. She's a hootch dancer down underground. One hot flame pot she-hellhound. Burn She-Devil, burn...Red pointy tail, big black mask. Burn your fingers on her hot ass. Burn She-Devil, burn. Crotchless panties, breakaway bra. Warlock antlers, Monkey Paw. Burn She-Devil, burn...They're all horny down below. And she's the reason they all go. "Burn She-Devil, Burn..."
Wet Nightmare
Tomorrow will be gloomy with a chance of morning frogs. But this just happened to me while I was sawin' logs. I seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards. And a Pagan rout in a Hellhole in a bed full o'crackers. It was a wet nightmare...There was a pin-up girl painted on the wall of a cave. A wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave. I got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals. Stripped gears an' girls an' reemed an' stroked valves. It was a wet nightmare...She-Wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake. I drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes. A load o'girl in my arms and a bit in my teeth. Panties on my head...Corckscrew heels on my feet. It was a wet nightmare...
Badass Bug
Ow!...I got the bug. I got the bug, I got the bug. I got the great big badass bug. I got the bug, mop, got the bug. I got the great big badass bug. I was hangin' around, mindin' my own. Watch the girls dance, watchin' 'em goin'. Then it happened, jumped outta my skin. Know I'll never be the same again. I got the bug...Now I know why these badass girls. Twitch and squirm, Twist and twirl. They're gettin' bitten, same as me. They wiggle, they jiggle, they shout "Whoopee!" I got the bug...BuggaBuggaBuggaBuggaBugga-Me-Baby. BuggaBuggaBuggaBuggaBugga-Me-Baby. BuggaBuggaBuggaBuggaBugga-Mop-Ooo...I got the bug...Pointy shoes, the Devil's dance. Badass dolls in skintight pants. Badass world in a tailspin. I ain't never goin' back again. I got the bug...
Haulass Hyena
Haulass Hyena. Haulass Hyena. No goat is meaner. Haulass Hyena. Haulass Hyena. Burn your ass right off the line. Check Mr. Popeye. Bonneville Banzai. Stalled at the standby. Ain't got no alibi. Demolished dragon fly. Hyena battlecry. Primer gray. Gold inlay. Gamma ray. Get out the way! That...Haulass Hyena...Rat Fink beret. Bomb Bombay. Puree Pompeii to consume, that...Haulass Hyena...No stingray meaner.