Wake up little Suzy the movie's over
now
It's just begun for everyone but it's over for you gal
You ate all the popcorn, killed the Boones's Farm
didn't save one Milky Dud
Started snoring and a burping and I believe you Pooped Your Pants
You Pooped Your Pants don't deny it
Pooped Your Pants is what you done
I'm sure you didn't mean it and it wasn't done for fun
Hey, something's smelling gnarly Darling I've gotta take a stand
I am taking you home early girl ... you just pooped your pants
How am I suppose to love you if you
keep poop in your pants?
No way I'm gonna hug you with that poop in your pants
I may have drove you to the drive-in but you're walking home from here
Tell your Mom and Dad I'm sorry but you did, you pooped your pants
Hey, don't roll up that window I don't
give a hoot who hears
The air in here has cleared my sinus but it's making my eyes tear
I just now came from the men's room. I made sure it wasn't me
I'll look again to make you happy, while I'm gone please check your seat
Hey, I ain't laughing. It ain't funny.
I paid good bucks for this flick
I cleaned the windows, washed the car and well, it all comes down to this
I won't tell our friends about your mishap,
let's sneak back and change your clothes
We'll just say we came home early ... cause I seen you pick your nose
You Pooped Your Pants don't deny it
Pooped Your Pants is what you done
I'm sure you didn't mean it and it wasn't done for fun
Hey, something's smelling gnarly Darling I've gotta take a stand
I am taking you home early girl ... you just pooped your pants | 
