~Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack : I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there’s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?~

 

~Jack : I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship.~

 

~Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga,  raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~

 

~Norrington: No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn’t point north. [unsheathes sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
Jack : But you have heard of me.~

 

~Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?~

 

~Jack: [picks up the bone and whistles] Come on, doggy. It’s just you and me now. It’s you and ol’ Jack , come on. Come on, good boy. That’s it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That’s it, that’s it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cat. [there’s acrash downstairs and the dog runs away] No, no, no, no, no, I didn’t mean it. I didn’t...~

 

~Will : We’re going to steal a ship. That ship? [glances at the Dauntless]
Jack : Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business boy, there’s no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will : I’d die for her.
Jack : Oh, good. No worries, then.~

 

~Jack : [points his pistol at Gillette ’s nose] Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?~

 

~Jack : And that’s no incentive for me to fight fair, is it? [moves one of the sails so that the yard catches Will and swings him out over the sea] And as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance – you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So…[swings him back on board and offers him his sword] can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?~

 

~Jack : One can only hope. Take what you can… [toasts Gibbs ]
Gibbs : [they clink their tankards] …Give nothing back. [drain their drinks]~

 

more to come...

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