Enjoy (but, don't try to drink anything while reading it!).

Room-service(RS) : "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest:(G)   "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS:   "Rye....Ruin sorbees....morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G:   "Uh....yes....I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS:   "Ow july den?"
G:   "What?"
RS:   "Ow july den?....pry, boy, pooch?"
G:   "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please"
RS:   "Ow july dee bayhcem....crease?"
G:  "Crisp will be fine"
RS:   "Hokay. An san tos?"
G:   "What?"
RS:   "San tos. July san tos?"
G:   "I don't think so"
RS:  "No? Judo one toes??"
G:   "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means"
RS:   "Toes! Toes!....why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G:   "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an
English muffin
will be fine"
RS:   "We bother?"
G:   "No....just put it on the side"
RS:   "Wad?"
G:   "I mean butter....just put it on the side"
RS:  "Copy?"
G:   "Sorry?"
RS:   "Copy....tea....mill?"
G:   "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all"
RS:   "One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, copy....rye??"
G:   "Whatever you say"
RS:   "Tendjewberrymud"
G:   "You're welcome".