Actual Newspaper Headlines
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet
Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run
Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School
Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in
Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins
Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
9. Stud Tires Out
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian
Takes Over
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal
Again
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland
Islands
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
15. Eye Drops off Shelf
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More
Lies Ahead
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus
to 66
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with
Axe
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash
Probe Told
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting
Defendant
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years
in Checkout Counter
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second
Time in 10 Years
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection
from Loved One
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
30. War Dims Hope for Peace
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last a While
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
35. Deer Kill 17,000
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery
Charge
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test Group
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in
Spacecraft
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping
Feed Needy
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts
Fire
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short
Supply
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off
Trees
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut
in Half
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
50. Air Head Fired
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into
Undersheriff
53. Old School Pillars are Replaced
by Alumni
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by
Board
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold
at Auction
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers
Request Training
58. Include your Children when Baking
Cookies
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