WORDS OF WISDOM
I
may be ugly
But at least
I can look myself
In the mirror
I'm
sometimes mean and bitter
But I am always sincere
Be
wary of anyone
Who claims they are spiritual
Don't
take all criticism to heart
Someone blind
May tell you
You need glasses
Kind
words without corresponding acts
Any deceitful soul can bid
If
you think you are a loser
No one can change your mind
In
this crazy world
One can be insane and still "right"
I
have no ill feelings
Toward anyone
I accept them for who they are
I forgive them for who they are
If
you take yourself too seriously
No one else will
The
sight of cats and dogs
Leads me to believe
There is a God
Anyone
who tells you
How much you grown
Believes they are above you
People
who respond with words
Like "awesome", "cool", "incredible"
Are not expressing their approval
They are seeking yours
Why
is it that "abusive" men
Share the company of beautiful woman
While "nice guys"
Share the company of other "nice guys"
I
rather be defensive
Than defenseless
Why
is it
When you confront people
Talking behind your back
They say you are paranoid
High
self-esteem
Is not being overly concerned
What others think about you
Can
you trust someone
Who sometimes feels it necessary
To declare "Can I be honest with you"
Have
you ever notice
When a student (young or old)
Tells you they failed an exam
It was always only by one point
Many
women often protest
They are not noticed
For their "good" mind
Only for their physical appearance
I suppose they dress provocatively
To show off their intelligence
According
to a recent survey
Women consider "a sense of humor"
The quality they find most attractive in a man
I can only conclude
If a man is not handsome, rich and powerful
He can not have a sense of humor
To
build my students confidence
Before taking a math exam
I tell them it will not be hard
When they ask me how do I know
I tell them because
It will be given on paper
I
realize that not all women
Will share the same opinion of me
There will be some who think
I am handsome
And there will be others who think
I am beautiful
In
a universe of billions of people
There will be some who like you
And some who do not
The remaining 99.9999999...%
Do not even know you exist
If
you want to feel
That you are very bright
Hang around very stupid people
Before
you suggest
That everyone stand
On their own two feet
Make sure you can
Walk a straight line
Why
do so many people gossip?
For them the only way to feel up
Is to put others down
They are motivated by insecurity
Not by self-respect
To
listen to yourself in silence
Will often give you clarity
Other times it will give self- evidence
Why others do not listen to you
Anyone
in a position of authority
Who tells you their reason for current policy
Is that they have a vision for the future
What they really mean
Is that they have no idea or control
Of what is going on presently
Staff
who constantly complain
That their administration is incompetent
Should instead be grateful
For if their administration were competent
They would realize
How incompetent their staff
"Crazy
Like A Fox"
To me that means
To keep one's sanity
One must act crazy
Knowing all the time
It is a tool to keep
"Normal" people off your back
When you speak
You only repeat what
You think you know
If you listen
You learn what others
Think they know
Why do so many people choose
To live their life
Where everyday seems
Like a restless night
Every
time I hear
A beautiful woman bitch
I think to myself
I may not be able to promise her
Happiness for the rest of her life
But I can assure her
I can make her feel good for one night
I
would like to say once again
Please excuse me
If I repeat myself
Or if I am repetitious
Or if I am redundant
Principles are constant
People who practice them are not
Don't
argue with me
I'm an insane person
Who is always right
What
should you say
To an insecure person
"I know who you are
I know who you really are"
I can't teach charisma
You
can hang up on me
But you can't hang up on the truth
Principle and Principal
Are not only different in spelling
But often can be totally
Opposite in meaning
Two
miserable people
Involved in a relationship
Is like pouring one empty bottle
Into a second empty bottle
The result is an empty bottle
She
may be talking to you
But she's thinking about me
I
am a lazy complusive individual
I want to do everything at once
But later
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