Someone Wonderful In Denmark
(Epoch One: 1979-1982)
Don't take seriously,
All of what I'm about to say.
Some of it is meant to be
A bit of a lark.
Many women have told me,
I'm as handsome as Tyrone Power,
As elegant as Cary Grant,
And as sensitive as Paul McCartney
But what difference does it make
When the only woman my heart would take
Moved to Denmark
Far, far, far, away from me.