My Young Beautiful Woman Therapist
(Epoch Two: 1983-1985)

I told my young beautiful woman therapist,
I thought I was a crazy cat.
And she said, "Why do you say that?"
I told her not only did I think
I was a sex maniac,
But I Thought I was Napoleon
And at night dressed up like Josephine.

Suddenly her smile turned mean.
While she folded her long shapely legs protectively.
As I proceeded dejectedly
To tell her I was going blind.
She asked me to explain.
I told her I couldn't see
Why she didn't love me.

I suggested she lie on the couch instead.
Not for her to rest,
Rather for me to digest
My Freudian desire.
But just then she did protest.
As she said,without attributing blame
"It is my professional opinion
This relationship must expire."

And with those words,sad but true .
She left me with no reasonable doubt .
Although she tried
To straighten my head out
She only broke my heart too.

Now sometime later
Still finding it hard
To let go.
Though I know
It was best
Still I'm no less
Crazy in love with
My young beautiful woman therapist.